Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
Epic Shields Constructed: 38 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

    NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

    We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

    SongTroubleMinecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

    We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • CelebRageCraft

    CelebRageCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

    One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

    So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Wilderness Tamed: 10
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 44 Fairy Circles Danced In: 9
    Epic Shields Constructed: 10 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyElectionMCServ

    CraftyElectionMCServ
    come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 186 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 20 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Mines Excavated: 1028

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • DonetskMissileMadness

    DonetskMissileMadness
    hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 18 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5451 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 245
    Crops Grown: 1272 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 25

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

    Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone
    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38 Lost Souls Rescued: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • 🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

    Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

    We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

    ✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

    ✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

    Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

    ✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

    ✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

    ✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

    ✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

    ☀ Survival:

    ➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

    ➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

    ➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

    ➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

    ➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

    ➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

    ➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

    ➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

    ➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

    ➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

    ➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

    ➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

    ➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

    ➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

    ➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

    ➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

    ➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

    ➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

    ➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

    ➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

    ➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

    ➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

    ➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

    ➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

    ➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

    ➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

    ➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

    ➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

    ➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

    ➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

    ➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

    ➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

    ➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

    ➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

    ➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

    ➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

    ➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

    ➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

    Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Magic Items Found: 4836
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Magical Frogs Kissed: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 39 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Block Busters Minecraft Server

    Block Busters Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

    2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

    3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

    4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

    5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

    So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Unseen Monsters Slain: 6
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

    SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

    Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

    So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1575 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 43 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 4

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • CraftyWeddingGoals

    CraftyWeddingGoals
    Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

    Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

    But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

    So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23
    Star Shards Collected: 65 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • RegrettableCraft SMP

    RegrettableCraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

    We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

    So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 11
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • HabitCraft: Life Upgrade

    HabitCraft: Life Upgrade
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover how small habits like building a house out of only pink wool or only eating golden apples can make your Minecraft life so much better. Trust us, your in-game character will thank you for it!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama revolution? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even find yourself dancing the floss with a creeper or riding a pig into battle. The possibilities are endless on our server – join now and see for yourself!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Crops Grown: 8582
    Royal Courts Attended: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 49

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • BlazeCraft Minecraft Server

    BlazeCraft Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: oil depots on fire in Russia’s Voronezh Oblast, Perm Krai…but in Minecraft! Join our server for some hot, fiery action as you navigate through burning oil depots and try not to get scorched!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground lair filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of the ancient Minecraft gods is hidden deep within the depths of this lair. Are you brave enough to venture into the unknown and claim this powerful weapon for yourself?

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to a colony of friendly, talking pigs who have formed their own society complete with a piggy parliament and piggy police force. Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HezboGoneCraft2021

    HezboGoneCraft2021
    come join our epic minecraft server where we slay more enemies than the IDF! we take down 250 hezbollah terrorists in just four days, including 21 big boss commanders! if you want the ultimate challenge and want to prove you’re the ultimate warrior, then this server is for you! join now and show off your skills in epic battles that will leave you on the edge of your seat! who needs real life when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft?! come join us now and let’s take down some virtual bad guys together!

    Updated October 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Dragon Eggs Found: 9829
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Enchantments Applied: 80
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 367 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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