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| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3229 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 6 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
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