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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 1726 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 21 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
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