🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server
    The owner of the “SURVIVAL ONLY FOR GIRLS” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 21 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

    Redfield Modded BEDROCK: Where even the creepers are social distancing! 🦠💥

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Features Description
    Server Type Semi-Vanilla 1.20+ World
    Environment Casual
    Communication Active Discord/Realm
    Community Community Elected Positions

    Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ):

    Question Answer
    What is the age requirement for players? We are only looking for players 18 years or older.
    What is the goal of the server? The goal is to expand the community and find like-minded, community-driven players.
    Is there any creative content or mods on the server? All mods and creative content are for convenience only.
    How can I join the server? Check out our Discord server: https://discord.gg/DkMChnWp4z

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 37 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 9 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Void Gems Collected: 26

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor

    > F*ckhead Proposed Minecraft SMP Internal Refactor
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where all they do is build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is run by a total fuckhead who loves to refactor internal libraries for some ridiculous reason like dependency injection!

    Join us and witness the chaos as this teammate questions why we’re even bothering to refactor, only to be shut down by our fearless leader who is determined to make the library smaller for no apparent reason.

    But wait, there’s more! Our boss is constantly challenging the fuckhead to list and document the obstacles they face during the refactor, only to be met with awkward silence and excuses.

    And did we mention that our fuckhead leader is obsessed with green software? Because why not add some environmental activism to the mix of Minecraft madness?

    So if you’re looking for a server where the drama is as wild as the creepers blowing up your house, then join us and see what insane adventures await! Just be prepared for some questionable decisions and a whole lot of head-scratching moments.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5280 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 381
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • LingoFail Minecraft Server

    LingoFail Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and escape the pressure of learning difficult languages! No need to impress anyone with your linguistic skills here, just come and have a good time building, exploring, and battling creepers. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even if you do try to speak in a made-up language, we’ll just laugh with you, not at you. So ditch the language lessons and join us for some virtual fun instead! Who needs vowels when you have diamonds to mine and zombies to slay?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MathCraft: No Room for Squares

    MathCraft: No Room for Squares
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can flex your math skills and show off your aptitude? Look no further! Our server is perfect for math whizzes like you, who can calculate the perfect angle for that epic creeper explosion.

    Join our server and you’ll be surrounded by like-minded players who appreciate the beauty of numbers and equations. Plus, we have a special math-themed mini-game where you can solve equations to unlock treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds.

    But beware, not everyone is cut out for our server. Just like how Joe didn’t make the cut for our math program, some players may not have what it takes to survive in our number-crunching world. So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our math challenges and outsmart your opponents, join us now and prove that you’re the ultimate math master!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Zombie Dances: 7 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magic Items Found: 4157
    Potions Brewed: 33 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36 Gryphons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCreeperLand

    CraftyCreeperLand
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your creativity and have a blast with fellow gamers? Look no further than our server!

    Join us for a wild ride through the pixelated world of Minecraft, where you can build towering monuments, battle fearsome mobs, and embark on epic quests. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of llama-riding warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious diamond hoard.

    So why should you join our server? Well, for starters, we have a giant roller coaster that takes you on a thrilling journey through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who are trained in the ancient art of block-breaking?

    But the real reason you should join our server? The chance to explore the mystical land of India, where you can marvel at the majestic Taj Mahal, ride elephants through bustling markets, and sample delicious curry dishes cooked by friendly villagers. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6459 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9839 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • LebCraft Minecraft Server

    LebCraft Minecraft Server
    lol come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the players are as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! we got unicorns roaming around, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds, and a secret cave full of dancing creepers!

    if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts fireballs and a magical pickaxe that can mine through bedrock like it’s butter! plus, our server has been approved by the U.S. government for being the most epic and awesome server in the universe!

    we may not intend to conquer South Lebanon, but we do intend to conquer your heart with our insane builds, crazy events, and non-stop fun! so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 11
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MissileCraft: StandTogether

    MissileCraft: StandTogether
    lol come join our server before Iran nukes us all, we need to stick together in Minecraft to survive the impending doom! Build a bunker, gather resources, and fight off creepers while we wait for the missile to hit! Who needs real life when you can escape to our server and pretend like everything is fine? Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds safe from the impending apocalypse. Don’t miss out on the end of the world party, join now!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 18
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 64
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Secret Passages Found: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • MindCraft: Brain Banter

    MindCraft: Brain Banter
    So, like, imagine this totally rad Minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. Yeah, you heard me right! Not only that, but the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your best friends. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a magical unicorn appears and grants you three wishes. And get this, the zombies throw the best dance parties in town, complete with disco balls and glow sticks. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans that await you on this server. So come on, join us and let your imagination run wild!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 24
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • InkCraft: Not What You Inked!

    InkCraft: Not What You Inked!
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got tattoo inks from Europe that are totally mislabeled! And get this, some of them have banned ingredients! It’s like a wild ride for your skin, bro!

    We did some analysis on the green and blue tattoo inks, and like, 9 out of 10 of them straight up violate regulations! It’s like the bad boys of the tattoo world, breaking all the rules and stuff.

    And don’t even get me started on the U.S. tattoo inks we got! Like, 45 out of 54 inks don’t match what’s on the label! It’s like a mystery box of ink, you never know what you’re gonna get!

    So come join our server and get inked up in the most unpredictable way possible! It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 New Chunks Explored: 459464
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Farms Harvested: 909

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️

    Arduous Journey: Where Minecraft Enjoyment Goes to Die… but in a Fun Way! ⛏️
    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Arduous Journey Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Description Arduous Journey is a challenging Modpack server with custom mods, datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, and unique gameplay mechanics.
    Playerbase Small playerbase started two weeks ago, looking for more players to join the fun.
    PVP PVP allowed with rules in place to ensure fairness and respect among players.
    Server Times 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST
    Links Modpack Link
    Discord: Join Discord

    FAQ

    What is Arduous Journey?

    It is everything you expect in a Modpack, then more. Custom mods & datapacks, multiple bosses, good performance, difficulty increasing over time based on in-game progression, and unique mobs and mechanics.

    Is the server active?

    The server playerbase is small but growing, looking for more players to join the fun.

    Are there rules for PVP?

    Yes, PVP is allowed but with set rules to ensure fair gameplay such as no offline raiding or stealing land.

    Are there specific server times?

    Server Times: 12pm to 1am EST | 5pm to 6am BST | 9am to 10pm PDT | 6pm-7am CEST

    Where can I find more information and join the server?

    You can find the Modpack Link and join the Discord here.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Mythical Quests Completed: 34 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 7 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that’s crazier than accidentally becoming a prostitute in Japan! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this insane story. Explore our virtual world and see what surprises await you around every corner. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a bathtub with a mysterious stranger, but hopefully without the awkward aftermath. So come join us for a gaming experience that’s as unpredictable as life itself, but with way more blocky graphics and creepers. See you there!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Magic Items Found: 4741 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Runes Activated: 7
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

    I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP
    Tired of feeling like a background character in someone else’s love story? Join our Minecraft SMP and become the main character of your own epic adventure! No more scrolling through social media feeling invisible – on our server, you’ll be treated like royalty by our community of players who will worship the ground you walk on (virtually, of course).

    Forget about those perfect girls with their perfect boyfriends – on our server, you’ll find love and acceptance from fellow players who appreciate you for exactly who you are. Who needs a real-life boyfriend when you can have a Minecraft girlfriend who will build you a castle and slay dragons for you?

    So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the mundane reality of being unnoticed and unappreciated, and join our Minecraft SMP where you’ll be the star of the show. Because here, everyone is good enough, cute enough, smart enough, and interesting enough – especially you!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • CraftyGFs BdayArtGate

    CraftyGFs BdayArtGate
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all forms of art, even the most… unique ones! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of hanging up a print of your girlfriend’s ass and legs on your virtual walls. Our server is a safe space for all kinds of artwork, no matter how borderline creepy it may seem to others.

    But beware, if you’re not willing to embrace the intimacy of having a nude painting in your virtual home, you might just end up making your girlfriend cry and being labeled as an ungrateful asshole. Don’t worry though, she can always hang up her masterpiece at her place in our server!

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of artistic expression and emotional turmoil. Who knows, you might even find yourself appreciating the beauty of a well-placed butt print on a canvas. Just remember, in our server, anything goes… even if it leaves your parents questioning your life choices.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 24
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 8
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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