🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
Divine Spears Created: 27 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

    MissileMayhem Minecraft Server
    hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 35
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • CraftyIsraelWarz

    CraftyIsraelWarz
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

    rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

    plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

    so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42
    Chimeras Created: 2 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Mysterious Portals Opened: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

    VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction
    hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

    imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

    but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

    oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

    so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 317292 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

    Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

    Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

    We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

    Server Features:

    • voting for a wipe

    • beautiful and multifunctional spawn

    • high-quality server setup

    • NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

    • block and resource store

    • responsive administration

    • voice chat

    • without gms, admins and lags

    second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 94 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

    Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server
    Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 40 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

    Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions
    Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Star Shards Collected: 238
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8658
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • SisBoyfNoBdayMeal

    SisBoyfNoBdayMeal
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a tradition of celebrating milestones in the most epic and outrageous way possible! Just like this player’s 18th birthday drama, we promise to bring the drama to a whole new level in the virtual world.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of uninviting annoying players from your virtual birthday party, only to have them show up anyway and crash the celebration. Our server is all about unexpected twists and turns, just like this player’s family dinner fiasco.

    And don’t worry, we won’t force you to share a virtual bathroom with unwanted guests – unless, of course, you’re up for the challenge! So come on over and join the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen – even uninvited guests crashing your virtual birthday bash!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Zombie Dances: 9 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP

    ElevatorSass Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled Nether! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig through a maze of TNT traps. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles between players dressed as giant chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of chaos anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Mysterious Portals Opened: 19
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CraftyMoodBoost

    CraftyMoodBoost
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself pops in every once in a while to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make Minecraft great again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 8
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Hybrid Virus Chronicles

    Hybrid Virus Chronicles
    hey u, ya u, do u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! so like, swedish scientists were doin some science stuff and they found dis crazy new variant of SARS-CoV-2. like, dis patient had TWO different variants and they like, combined into a super virus and infected someone else in the hospital! like, how wild is dat? so if u wanna experience some crazy science experiments in minecraft form, then join dis server now! who knows what kind of wacky hybrids u might come across! join now for a chance to be patient zero of a new minecraft virus!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Dimension Hops: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Animals Bred: 114

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

    SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features
    2 /sethomes + bed
    Easy /spawn access
    Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
    Rare head drops
    Physical and active player-based economy
    Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

    Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io

    Our server also has an active Discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.

    We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.

    FAQ

    1. Can I claim land on the server?

    There are no claiming plugins on the server, so land is not protected. Be cautious when building in shared areas.

    2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

    No, our economy has no admin involvement, which means we do not have admin shops or jobs. The economy is player-driven.

    3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

    As long as your builds and contraptions follow the server rules and do not cause lag or disrupt gameplay for others, you are free to create to your heart’s content.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 223 Crystal Wands Charged: 12

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server

    Vtuber Mania – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as the world of Japanese Vtubers? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with your favorite virtual idols and even attend virtual classes (just kidding, we don’t actually have classes, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    Join us for epic battles against evil virtual corporations like Hololive and 2434, or just chill at the VPI Cafe and gossip about the latest drama in the Vtuber world. And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of ASMR rooms for when you need to relax after a long day of virtual adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a virtual superstar in the world of Japanese Vtubers! Who knows, you might even become the next Kizuna Ai Inc or 774 inc. The possibilities are endless, just like the number of Vtubers you can meet on our server.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Ores Mined: 1026 Animals Bred: 116
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico

    Minecraft SMP: Cum – Canada USA Mexico
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the pigs ride horses and the creepers do the Macarena!

    We have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through lava pits and diamond mines. And don’t even get us started on the legendary chicken jousting tournaments that happen every Saturday night.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all…the Disco Sheep. Legend has it that if you can find and tame the Disco Sheep, you will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 86 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Runes Activated: 0 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem

    CrushCraft: Makeup Mayhem
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where friendships are tested and makeup is forbidden! Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through awkward crushes and fashion dilemmas.

    Are you ready to experience the thrill of angering your friend by looking too hot at a fancy restaurant? Can you handle the pressure of trying to find a baggy outfit that still fits the dress code?

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the crazy world of friendship drama and unrealistic requests. Who needs makeup when you have the excitement of virtual adventures waiting for you? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • GovtBabyAbort SMP

    GovtBabyAbort SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the conspiracy theories are as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind why some players think the US government is secretly pushing for post-birth abortions.

    Rumor has it that the government has been experimenting with a potion that turns babies into zombies, and they need to cover it up by legalizing post-birth abortions. But don’t worry, our SMP is here to expose the truth and fight against the zombie baby apocalypse!

    So if you’re ready to dive into a world of absurd conspiracies, hilarious shenanigans, and epic battles against the undead, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for some seriously twisted plot twists and a whole lot of laughs along the way!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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