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Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Living Statues Befriended: 0
Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 14
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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