🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Potions Brewed: 32 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Ores Mined: 3995
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Farms Harvested: 908

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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