🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed: 15 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8
Magic Items Found: 8487 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
Undead Armies Raised: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 8
Werewolf Howls Heard: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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