🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 95/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 37
Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
Potions Brewed: 66 Alien Abductions: 1
Divine Spears Created: 27 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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