🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
God-Tier Weapons Forged: 48 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Alien Abductions: 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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