🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
Dimension Hops: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 13
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
New Chunks Explored: 590073 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
Zombie Dances: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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