🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where the drama is juicier than a ripe watermelon! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of asking out your Minecraft crush with a superchat, only to get roasted live on stream by a mob of virtual villagers. Who needs a rope or over-the-counter meds when you’ve got this level of chaotic entertainment? So come on in and join the madness, because on this server, anything goes! 🎮🤪 #MinecraftMadness

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 93/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Rune Stones Activated: 2
Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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