come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 108/800 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
Dimension Hops: 13 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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