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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3 Runes Activated: 4
Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 2
Mysterious Portals Opened: 10 Goblin Markets Raided: 3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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