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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 3475 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 32 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 8 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Crops Grown: | 2684 | New Chunks Explored: | 884059 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 8084 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!