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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 1676 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | New Chunks Explored: | 796494 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!