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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 2495 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
Ether Blades Crafted: | 11 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 14 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!