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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 182 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Rune Stones Activated: | 7 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 18 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 38 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!