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Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5600 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!