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Players: | 101/600 | Votes: | 6341 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Farms Harvested: | 883 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 10 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!