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Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 6652 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 26 | Runes Activated: | 0 |
Magic Items Found: | 3919 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!