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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 9672 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 16 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!