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Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 6444 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 5055 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 17 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 40 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!