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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 4781 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 25 |
Runes Activated: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6044 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 194 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 12 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 14 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!