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Players: | 98/100 | Votes: | 5313 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 | Ores Mined: | 934 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!