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Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 2664 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 2860 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!