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Players: | 109/900 | Votes: | 3316 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | New Chunks Explored: | 163977 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 12 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 31 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 12 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 9840 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
On our server, you can build a house made entirely out of diamond blocks, ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of creepers, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off (spoiler alert: the dragon has some killer moves).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to shower with bacon and gold. So if you’ve ever wanted to befriend a bacon-loving beast, this is the server for you!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the laughter and absurdity wash away all your real-world woes. Trust us, you won’t regret it!