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ProbablyNotSketchy Semi-Chocolate SMP, LGBTQ+ Approved, Whitelisted, Java, Fabric, Hermitcraft Imitation

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TotallyNotSuspicious SMP
Established	2018
Season 12 Release Date	2nd August
Server Location	North America
Discord Link	Join Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I apply to join the server?

To apply, join the Discord server and navigate to the #waitlist-form channel. Open a ticket and paste the form with answers to the questions in the ticket.

What is the focus of the server?

The main focus of the SMP is to create an environment where interactions between members are prioritized. The community aims to be inclusive, friendly, and collaborative.

What are some features of the server?

Servers hosted in North America
Discord to Minecraft chat
Simple Voice Chat integration
Suggestion forums available to all members
Private ticket system for complaints/questions/support
Diamond economy, no shop plugins
Anti-Xray plugins and rollback inspection
Organized Dragon Fights and various events
350 server members and 550 in total
Pokemon channel available

Are there mini seasons on the server?

Yes, mini seasons are hosted to bridge between main seasons. These custom modded mini seasons last around a month and can consist of different themes such as space or magic.

Do I need to be on Discord to join the server?

Yes, being on Discord is a requirement to be whitelisted on the server. However, there is an option to join as a Discord Member if you prefer to chat and take breaks from playing.

Where can I see images of spawn from previous seasons?

You can check out images of spawn from previous seasons by visiting this link.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4142
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks, or team up with your friends to take on a horde of zombie villagers riding on top of flying pigs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Han Chinese Penis Removal By Women – Minecraft SMP Support Oppose

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Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Because we have Han Chinese men experiencing the highest rate of forced penis removal at the hands of women! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else.

With thousands of recorded cases of penises being severed by women, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. And the best part? Almost all of these women get off easy with suspended sentences or a few years in prison, leaving their former boyfriends permanently dickless and sexually frustrated. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So, if you’re ready for some femdom penectomies and outrageous stories, come join our server today. Who knows, you might even witness a penis being boiled or flushed down the toilet – talk about drama! Don’t miss out on all the insane action, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CreepCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and the only thing you’ll be kissing is your diamond sword before heading into battle! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated love triangles, dreamy escapades, and scandalous messages between players.

Forget about real-life relationship drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be worrying about is whether or not your friend is secretly building a secret base behind your back. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you call your fellow players “my love” or “babe” – just make sure it’s all in good fun!

So come on, join us on this crazy journey where the only thing that matters is building epic structures, exploring new lands, and maybe, just maybe, finding love in the most unexpected places. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement and thrill of Minecraft right here on our server? See you there!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftySisNoTalk

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of navigating through complicated family dynamics just like in this wild story.

Imagine having a half sister who refuses to acknowledge your mom as her actual parent and gives all the credit to your dad. That’s just the tip of the iceberg on our server! Will you choose to get involved in the drama or stay out of it like a true Minecraft pro?

With twists and turns like these, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to handle family drama like a boss. Who knows, you might even earn the title of Drama King or Queen of Minecraft!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	858304
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

LibidoFixMC SMP

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Are you tired of your Minecraft SMP feeling like a low libido relationship? Well, we have the answer for you! Join our server and experience a whole new level of excitement and adventure. Our community is so lively and engaging, you won’t even need to resort to masturbation to get your fix of fun. Plus, rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they’ll make your pickaxe blush with envy. So come join us and say goodbye to boring SMPs forever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	7533	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	112
Falling into the Void:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

CraftyLifeChanger

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Ever joined a Minecraft server on a whim and ended up becoming the ruler of a virtual kingdom? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! One player decided to join us just to build a simple dirt hut, but ended up discovering a hidden diamond mine that made them richer than Notch himself!

Another player accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal that transported them to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. They now rule over this bizarre land as the Bacon King, with a loyal army of porky minions at their command.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where the unexpected is just another Tuesday, join us now and prepare for a wild ride of adventure, riches, and maybe even a little bit of bacon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VetoBypassCraft €6.6bil

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hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where brussels is floating plans to bypass hungary’s veto on giving €6.6 billion to ukraine? well now u can! come join us on this wild ride where anything is possible, even crazy political maneuvers in a blocky world. who knows, maybe u can even help negotiate the deal yourself while building a giant castle made of diamonds and obsidian. join now for a chance to be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	295
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MindCraft Network: Distress & Desire

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So, like, you ever feel like your brain is on overdrive and you just can’t stop thinking about stuff? Well, come join our Minecraft server and let all that worry and rumination melt away like butter on a hot potato! Our server is like a magical land where all your problems disappear and you can just chill and build cool stuff with your pals.

We did some totally legit research that found out that playing on our server actually decreases your desire to spend all day on social media. Like, who needs Facebook when you can be building a giant castle with your buddies, am I right? Plus, the more you play on our server, the less you’ll crave those other platforms. It’s like a miracle cure for social media addiction!

So, come join us on our server and let your worries float away like a fluffy cloud. Build, explore, and laugh with friends in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your house. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9542	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	139235
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ores Mined:	4388

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

DigNation SMP: Where we dig, shop, and make new friends – AUS Hosted, LGBTQ+ inclusive, and always chill!

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Minecraft Server
Server Name	DigNation SMP
Server Type	Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
Host Location	Australia
Season	2nd season
Modpack	Custom modpack using Fabric server with performance and QoL mods
Age Requirement	16+
Application Link	Apply here

FAQ

1. What is DigNation SMP?

DigNation SMP is a close-knit Minecraft community focused on kindness, mutual respect, and creating awesome experiences in the game. We are currently in our 2nd season and have recently moved our server to an Australian host.

2. What is the server’s stance on diversity and inclusion?

We have a large number of LGBTQ+ players and strive to maintain a safe and welcoming space for all members. We are also neurodivergent-friendly, welcoming players of all backgrounds and experiences.

3. What is the server’s terrain like?

We used the ‘Broken Cove’ 1.21 seed, which has created amazing terrain in our spawn/shopping district. Players can explore and build in this unique environment.

4. Are new players welcome on the server?

Yes, all skill and experience levels are welcomed on DigNation SMP as long as they bring the right attitude to the community. There are no plans to reset the server, so there is plenty of room for new players to join.

5. What are the server requirements?

Players are required to have Discord for communication and interaction with the community. The server is 16+ only to maintain a mature and respectful environment.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Crops Grown:	4101
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Nintendo Does It Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that follow the rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild, even Nintendo would approve! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build houses out of diamond blocks, and tame creepers as your loyal pets. Our server is so crazy, we once had a player who built a roller coaster that went all the way to the moon! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember, it’s ok when Nintendo does it!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Secret Passages Found:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Enchantments Applied:	273
Runes Activated:	2	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

The Tall Waterfall Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have the most epic waterfall builds you’ve ever seen! Our waterfall stands at a whopping 580m/1904ft tall, making it the tallest in the entire country. But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you dive off the top, you’ll land in a secret underground cave filled with diamonds and gold!

Join our server and post a waterfall from your country to show off your building skills and maybe even uncover hidden treasures. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a magical portal that leads to a land of unicorns and rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our crazy world of waterfalls and adventure today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MisogynistMasherCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have some fun.

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

Forget about your troubles and immerse yourself in a world where anything is possible. Build epic structures, battle fierce monsters, and make new friends along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the laughter begin! Who knows, you might even find a diamond in the rough among our wacky players.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	295
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwipeCraft SMP: Bad Date Stories

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Are you tired of swiping left on dating apps only to end up with a creeper who thinks “Netflix and chill” means watching a documentary on fungi? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place to find your true love!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a player who not only knows how to craft a perfect pickaxe, but also has a killer sense of humor. Sparks fly as you team up to take down a horde of zombies, and before you know it, you’re building a cozy little house together complete with matching beds.

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Love Potion #9, a secret concoction rumored to make any player fall head over heels in love with you. So why waste your time swiping through endless profiles when you could be crafting your way to romance on our server? Join today and let the love (and the diamonds) flow! 💖💎 #MinecraftMatchmaker

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

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What’s the hottest thing somebody can say during sex? “Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will leave you screaming ‘Creeper, oh man!’ in ecstasy! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants a piece of the action. Trust us, you’ll be mining for more than just diamonds on this server. So come on, join us and let’s make some pixelated magic together!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	6402
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Ores Mined:	2302