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TraumaCraft: Pain & Pixels

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So, like, this server is like the ultimate therapy for all your childhood trauma, man. If your parents used to beat you with a wooden spoon or make you eat broccoli, this is the place for you, dude. We’ll help you work through all that pain and loneliness by building epic castles and fighting off creepers together. Plus, our therapists are all skeletons in suits, so you know they mean business. Join now and let’s heal those wounds with some good old-fashioned block building therapy, bro!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Smoking Cigarettes Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of smoking cigarettes the wrong way? Come join our Minecraft server and learn the proper technique from our smoking experts! We promise a nicotine hit that will blow your mind, just like that first cigarette in Bali. Our government-approved method will have you inhaling like a pro in no time. Plus, our virtual cigarettes are way cheaper than $32.95 a pack, so you can puff away guilt-free. Trust us, after a few rounds on our server, you’ll be feeling as good as if you drank dogshit vodka. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience – join us now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Void Gems Collected:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Paypig Minecraft SMP Beta Minecraft SMP Sicko Minecraft SMP Cuck Minecraft SMP Talk Minecraft SMP Findom Minecraft SMP Looking Minecraft SMP Maybe Minecraft SMP With Minecraft SMP To Minecraft SMP And Minecraft SMP.

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we specialize in findom talk with paypigs, betas, and sicko cucks! Our community is so wild that even the creepiest loli enthusiasts feel right at home. Tag along with miiseyle and embark on a journey filled with outrageous adventures, insane stories, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs diamonds when you can have drama? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BlockBreakersUnited

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Are you tired of your friends stealing your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no diamond stealing” policy! We even have a special jail for anyone caught red-handed with stolen diamonds – complete with a diamond-encrusted cell door!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Breakup Island” – a place where players can send their ex-friends or ex-lovers to live out their days in isolation. Rumor has it that the only way to escape is by crafting a diamond ring and proposing marriage to the nearest creeper!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with drama, intrigue, and plenty of diamond-related shenanigans, then join us today! Who knows, you might even find true love in the form of a blocky pig named Porkchop.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

BlockBlasters – LebanonEdition

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yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, it’s so lit dat even Beirut is shakin’ from da heavy strikes! Israel be expandin’ their campaign in Lebanon, but who cares bout dat when u can be playin’ on dis epic server, amirite?

Join us and experience the thrill of dodgin’ virtual bombs while buildin’ epic structures and fightin’ off creepers like a boss. Plus, rumor has it dat if u join dis server, u’ll unlock secret powers dat will make u the ultimate Minecraft warrior.

So what are u waitin’ for? Come join us on dis insane server and let’s show Beirut who’s really in charge!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

VapeCrafters: Young Adult Edition

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you ready to join the most lit Minecraft server ever? We got a sharp rise in vaping among young adult non-smokers, like, whoa! One million adults in England started vaping even though they never smoked regularly. And get this, most of them are young adults! Like, 1 in 7 18-24-year-olds who never smoked regularly are now vaping on our server. It’s a total vape nation up in here! Join now for a smokin’ good time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Not Hermitcraft, Just Some Lonely Crafter [110% Vanilla Fun] JOIN NOW! 1.21.1

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Welcome to NotHermitcraft!

Description	NotHermitcraft is a community-driven Vanilla SMP, and we’re recruiting for new members to join our 4.5th season! NHC has been around since 2019 and has grown into a friendly community of all sorts of players – redstoners, builders, role-players and more.
Server Info	Version: Java 1.21.1 Server Location: London, England Type: Vanilla SMP
Rules	No swearing or you have to put a diamond in the Swore Jar – we want the server to be wholesome like Hermitcraft. Be cool to one another. No griefing, hacking, x-raying, duping, glitching etc. No ‘adult’ content / discussion etc since there are younger players around.

Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join NotHermitcraft?

You will find the Application Form in our Discord server, click here.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Apart from the usual NHC events, we also host other events through Discord – like Last Life and UHC, movie nights and party games!

What happens during a Soft Reset event?

A Soft Reset event means everyone stores their inventories and joins a new adventure with a collaboration theme to encourage working together with different players. The Season 4 world is almost 2 years old with no plans to reset, preserving your progress.

Are there age restrictions on the server?

We have players from ages 14 to 50ish from various locations around the world, with a diverse mix of gender identities and abilities. We aim to create a welcoming community for players of all backgrounds.

What are some of the server rules?

Some of the key rules include no swearing, being respectful to others, no griefing or hacking, and refraining from ‘adult’ content or discussions due to the presence of younger players.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

5 To Bun Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs ride around on flying llamas and the creepers do the cha-cha slide before exploding.

Our server is so wacky, even the Ender Dragon wears a top hat and monocle while sipping tea. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they have their own reality TV show where they gossip about who has the best potato farm.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Yotsubest lovers, who have built a shrine to their favorite anime character out of diamond blocks. And rumor has it, if you find all the hidden treasure chests on the server, you’ll unlock a secret portal to a land made entirely of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old vanilla when you can have a server this wild and crazy?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Damaged Body Part Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we have more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of trying to survive in a world where the only rule is to expect the unexpected.

Our server is like no other because we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. But be careful, because the winner gets to sell a damaged body part on the black market for diamonds!

Forget about boring old server rules, here we thrive on madness and mayhem. Want to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! Want to create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server crashing from all the craziness).

So come join us if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe a few accidental deaths. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server. Just remember, in this world, anything can happen.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	14
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	897122	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mines Excavated:	2383

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CraftyGazaWarStopper

arms deliveries, arms trade, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyGazaWarStopper, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gaza War, GLOBAL RESPONSE, halt, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, military support, peace negotiations, political pressure, violence, War Crimes

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where we be buildin’ and survivin’ like there’s no tomorrow! we got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers droppin’ sick beats!

our server is so lit, even Macron called us up and was like “yo, stop deliverin’ arms to Israel and come play on dis server instead!” true story, bro.

we got secret underground bases, diamond armor for days, and a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon!

so what you waitin’ for? come join us and let’s make Minecraft history together! #blockparty #minecraftmadness #gazawarwho?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minecraft Gas Footprint Server

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join our epic minecraft server where we turn liquefied natural gas into diamonds!!! that’s right, we have a secret underground lab where we use the power of methane to create the most precious gems in the game. forget about coal, we’re all about that eco-friendly bling bling.

not only that, but our server is also home to the world’s first flying pigs. that’s right, we’ve genetically modified these little oinkers to sprout wings and soar through the skies. you can ride them, race them, or just watch in awe as they do loop-de-loops above your head.

and if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret society of talking llamas who are plotting to take over the server. they have their own language, their own culture, and their own llama queen who rules with an iron hoof. will you join forces with them or fight against their fluffy tyranny? the choice is yours.

so come on down to our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. who knows what crazy adventures await you in this methane-fueled paradise!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Secret Passages Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Get Saucy at Sambal Summit! A Spicy Server with BMC3-Fabric and Discord Fun 1.21!

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Minecraft Server Overview:

Discord link:	Join Discord

I’ve recently been getting back into Minecraft and I strongly believe that Minecraft is a game that’s best played with friends! I been playing solo for a while and at times the world feels really lonely, so having other living players I the world would be really nice 😀

I’ve currently made a 24/7 minecraft server and have tried to convince my friends to come join, but the the vast majority of them are pretty uninterested in playing Minecraft. So now I invite those who are interested to come join! The server is far from vanilla though as it uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack, so hardcore vanilla enjoyers might find it “weird” for a lack of a better term. PVP is also turned off, since I believe that Minecraft is better to play as an adventure type game then a block-Rust pvp game. The mod pack also brings a lot of QOL features such as maps, claims and waystones! All of the features that make playing Minecraft less tedious while not taking away from the core gameplay

For now, there’s 5 active players on the server including me and most of them are 18+ so we’d like more players of this age group as some of our topics might be unfitting for younger audiences. Currently I’m running it on a dedicated desktop acting as the server, located in the SEA region. Although it’s not restricted to SEA players, ping to the server might be a bit horrendous outside the area (200+ ping). If you don’t mind that, then you are more than welcomed to join, we welcome all types of players from all over the world!

Come on in and join the discord server! It’s pretty barebones though, but I do intend to flesh it out more

See you on the server!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is the server always online?	Yes, the server is 24/7.
Is PvP enabled on the server?	No, PvP is turned off on the server.
What mod pack does the server use?	The server uses the Better Minecraft 3 (fabric) mod pack.
Are there any age restrictions to join the server?	Players 18+ are preferred due to discussions possibly being unfit for younger audiences.
Where is the server located?	The server is located in the SEA region.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Izuku’s Supp Fun Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server where you can witness Izuku from My Hero Academia take a new supplement and go through some wild body changes! Watch as he turns into a blocky pixelated version of himself and embarks on a quest to mine diamonds and defeat creepers. Will he become the ultimate hero of the server or will his new powers backfire in hilarious ways? Join now to find out and be a part of this epic adventure!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Ores Mined:	8771
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9634	Love Letters Sent:	9

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Volleyball Anthi Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only way to survive is by playing volleyball with Anthi Vasilantonaki herself! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, the key to success on this server is your volleyball skills.

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your base when suddenly Anthi challenges you to a volleyball match. If you win, you get rare diamonds and enchanted gear. If you lose, well, let’s just say you’ll be spending some time in the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret volleyball arena hidden deep underground where the legendary volleyball champion, Anthi’s pet Ender Dragon, awaits challengers. Defeat the dragon in a volleyball match and you’ll be rewarded with the ultimate prize: a pair of enchanted elytra that will let you fly around the server in style.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and get ready to bump, set, and spike your way to victory!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	72	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Crops Grown:	5978	Animals Bred:	40
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Baby Boom Bust

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your virtual woes! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, ridiculous challenges, and non-stop laughter.

Reason #1: Our server is so epic that even the creepers can’t resist joining in on the fun! They’ll be dancing to the beat of our awesome music discs and partying like there’s no tomorrow.

Reason #2: We have a secret potion that will turn you into a blocky superhero, complete with super strength and the ability to fly. Take on the Ender Dragon like never before and show those pesky zombies who’s boss!

Reason #3: Our community is like no other, filled with quirky characters and hilarious antics. From building giant statues of Steve to organizing epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!