Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Ores Mined: 9785
Enchantments Applied: 243 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
Enchanted Forests Planted: 4 Orbs of Power Found: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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