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Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5943
Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5
Phantom Rings Equipped: 22 Emeralds Found: 1038
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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