Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as safe as a double-stroller in a quiet neighborhood? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of avoiding imaginary speeding cars while walking with your virtual family. Our community is so family-friendly, even the Avengers approve! Plus, you never know when a random passerby in a white truck will give you unsolicited parenting advice. Who needs real-life drama when you can have it all in Minecraft? Join now and see if you can survive the passive-aggressive encounters and questionable fashion choices of your fellow players. It’s a wild ride, just like trying to bike with a stuffed animal in your cup holder!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
Epic Quests Completed: 13 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Villages Defended: 19
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 105 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 38
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 20 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 7 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 117 Wilderness Tamed: 11
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 18
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Falling into the Void: 0 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Chimeras Created: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 7
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Farms Harvested: 912
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Wailing Winds Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 1023
    Magic Items Found: 7601 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 12
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 New Chunks Explored: 689001

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7103
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 340 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 44 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Animals Bred: 51 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 48 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 15

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Crops Grown: 4957
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 150 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning

    UncleCraft: Where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing crazier than the Creepers is the players! Join us for a wild ride filled with unforgettable adventures and unexpected surprises.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player logged on and found themselves in a land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom, only to discover that it was guarded by a pack of disco-loving Endermen.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Uncle Bob’s Funhouse, where players can test their skills in challenges like Uncle Bob’s Lava Parkour and Uncle Bob’s TNT Maze. And yes, there may or may not be a secret room where players can reenact their favorite family reunions… 😉

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Rainbows Spotted: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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