StressCraft: Hope Ahead! | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	373
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	27	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

New Minecraft Servers

so like, u know how sometimes u just need a break from all the stress and craziness of life, right? well, this server is like the ultimate escape from reality, dude. like, forget mindfulness, hope is where it’s at, man.

on this server, we don’t just build cool stuff and survive in the wild, we create INSANE stories and adventures that will have u laughing and crying and screaming all at the same time. like, one time we had a giant chicken invade the village and we all had to band together to defeat it with nothing but our bare hands and some stale bread. it was epic, bro.

so if u wanna escape the stress of work and just have a good time with some chill people, come join us on this server. who needs mindfulness when u have hope and a bunch of crazy minecraft players to keep u entertained, amirite? let’s do this, man!

CraftyMomXmasGift

actual gift, aita, barista, christmas gift, confusion, CraftyMomXmasGift, crocheting, dad, early christmas, family, homemade gift, Job, pattern, Shawl, stuffed animals, trashy gifts, work appropriate, yarn

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Villages Defended:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Potions Brewed:	66	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	131
Demon Skulls Collected:	33	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your grandma’s reaction to homemade gifts? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the drama and build your own virtual world where handmade gifts are always appreciated.

We promise a community where creativity is celebrated, and where you can craft shawls for your virtual mom without fear of being called out for “homemade trashy gifts.” Plus, our coffee shop-themed spawn area will have you feeling like a barista extraordinaire in no time.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as unpredictable as your mom’s Christmas reaction. Who knows, you might even find a new appreciation for the art of crocheting in the process!

MomSaysImAGamerKid

anecdote, Creative, exaggeration, family, funny, humor, hypothetical situation, imagination, law enforcement, long tail tags, mom’s description, MomSaysImAGamerKid, Parent-child relationship, Personal Details, Police, quirky, Random facts, scenario, storytelling, unnecessary detail, unnecessary information

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58

If your mom was describing you to the police, she would probably mention that you once got stuck in a tree for three hours because you were trying to rescue a family of squirrels who were having a dance party up there. But hey, that just shows how dedicated you are to helping others, right? So come join our Minecraft server where we encourage all players to channel their inner squirrel-saving hero and embark on wild adventures that will have you climbing trees, battling creepers, and maybe even finding a secret squirrel dance party of your own. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on our server – just don’t forget to bring your acorn helmet and dancing shoes!

Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL!!! Minecraft server

Anarchy Gurmail, ETERNAL, minecraft server, rules, Without privates

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Potions Brewed:	64	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

The owner of the server “Anarchy Gurmail Without privates and rules ETERNAL” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gurmail.icu:19132

MysticCraft Realms 1.20

attraction, break up, Comment, DATING, EMBARRASSMENT, facetime call, fat bitches, feederism, fuck, Future, gain weight, jerked it, linebacker, love, Marriage, MysticCraft, porn addiction, PRETEND, Realms, weight, Woke

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Emeralds Found:	4507

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape real-life drama like turning your GF into a cow! No need to worry about embarrassing relationships or awkward conversations about weight gain. On our server, you can build your dream world without any porn addiction consequences. Come join us and leave all the fat bitches behind!

The Minecraft SMP: Never Beat the Minnesota Vikings or…

beat, blown lead, Conference Championship Game, great players, Hall of Fame, high scoring season, Letterman Jackets, Minecraft, Minnesota, Minnesota vikings, opposing fans, or, Philadelphia Eagles, professional team, smp, stadium takeover, team departure, Vikings

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the chaos is as wild as a football game gone wrong! Join us if you’ve ever wanted to experience the thrill of being on a team that never beats the Minnesota Vikings or the Philadelphia Eagles – talk about a challenge!

But that’s not all – our stadium is constantly being taken over by opposing fans, making every game a real nail-biter. And don’t even get us started on our players – they’re always leaving for “someplace better,” whatever that means.

Oh, and did we mention our only Hall of Fame player never had a high scoring season? Yeah, things are pretty wacky around here. Plus, if you’re into crazy stories, just ask about the time someone got ahem “raped” after wearing our Letterman Jackets. Yikes.

So come on down and join us on this wild ride – we may have never reached a Conference Championship Game, and yeah, we may have blown a 24-0 lead in just 10 minutes, but hey, at least we’re entertaining, right? 😉

USD vs GBP SMP

affordability, affordable abroad, budget-friendly, Cheap, comparison, cost, currency exchange, economic contrast, expensive, Extravagant, foreign products, gbp, global market, high cost of living, imported goods, International, luxury, Overseas, price difference, smp, US, USD, value for money

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7343

Bro, lemme tell ya about this epic Minecraft server I found, it’s like a hidden gem in the vast ocean of servers out there. Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, the owner is a literal unicorn who farts rainbows and poops diamonds. Yeah, you heard me right. And get this, every time you mine a block, a magical fairy grants you three wishes. I wished for a pet dragon, a lifetime supply of pizza, and a jetpack. Guess what? I got ’em all!

But wait, there’s more! The mobs in this server are not your average zombies and creepers. No no no, they’re actually trained circus animals who do backflips and juggle while trying to kill you. It’s like a freakin’ circus every time you go out to fight mobs. And the best part? The currency in this server is actually Skittles. Yeah, you heard me right again. Skittles. So basically, you can buy a diamond sword with a handful of Skittles. It’s like Willy Wonka’s Minecraft factory up in here!

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Plus, who doesn’t want to be part of a server where the owner is a unicorn, right? Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those juggling zombies, they’re a real pain in the butt.

LonelyCraft: Door Open or Closed?

alone at night, bedroom door, bedtime habits, Closed, comfort, Door, door position, home environment, home safety, Lifestyle, living alone, LonelyCraft, nighttime habits, nighttime routine, Open, Peace of mind, personal preference, privacy, Safety, SECURITY, sleep habits, sleep quality, sleeping alone, solitude

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Do you sleep with your bedroom door open or closed? Well, on our Minecraft server, you better keep it closed because you never know when a creeper might sneak in and try to tuck you in at night! Join us for the ultimate thrill of trying to survive the night with all sorts of crazy mobs trying to invade your personal space. Who needs a security system when you have zombies and skeletons patrolling your house?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has been known to swoop down and steal players’ diamonds just for fun. So if you’re looking for a challenge and some unexpected bedtime surprises, come join us on our server. Just make sure to lock your bedroom door tight!

HouthisBewareCraft

Conflict Resolution, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, gantz, Houthi attacks, HouthisBewareCraft, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, Nuclear Threat, peacekeeping efforts, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategic planning, Targeted strikes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	251	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! If you wanna join dis epic Minecraft server, you gotta know one thing: we got the craziest battles goin’ on! Like, we got this one player, Gantz, who’s out here sayin’ we gotta target Iran to stop dem Houthi attacks. It’s like a whole war zone up in here, but with blocks and creepers instead of real weapons. So come join us if you wanna be part of the action and help us take down those pesky Houthi attackers! Plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

AlmostAnarchy

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, hermitcraft, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9652
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Void Armor Forged:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Holy Grails Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Come join AlmostAnarchy and carve your legacy in this brand new 1.21.1 world. No duping, and no hacking. Its more than just survival, but it’s not quite anarchy! almostanarchy.ca

almostanarchy.ca

Bubble Regions Discovery 1.21.1

1.21.1, bizarre regional bubble, BLONDE, blue eyed, Bubble, Cultural awareness, cultural perceptions, discovery, Diversity, east asia, ethnicities, global perspectives, identity perceptions, Int, international community, misconceptions, non-white, regional differences, Regions, Russian, russians, slavs, Stereotypes, Westerns

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Villages Defended:	18
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride through a world where Slavs and Russians are the true non-White warriors!

Experience the bizarre and hilarious mix of Western stereotypes and East Asian perceptions in a virtual world like no other.

Build your own blonde, blue-eyed empire and show the world that Russians are the real MVPs in this crazy Minecraft adventure.

Don’t miss out on the chance to challenge traditional ideas and have a laugh while doing it on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

The Gifting Crew Minecraft SMP

celebration, christmas, circumcision, CREW, Cultural, December 25th, Festive, Foreskin, funny, Gifting, Gifts, holiday, humor, Jew Santa, Minecraft, naughty or nice, Presents, Religion, Santa Claus, santa hat, Santa’s workshop, smp, Surprise, tradition, Traditions

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	247	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with mystery, intrigue, and missing body parts! Rumor has it that Jew Santa is on the loose and he’s not just taking presents, he’s taking body parts too! Will you be the next victim or will you join forces with other players to uncover the truth behind this bizarre phenomenon? Only one way to find out – join our SMP today and prepare for a Christmas you’ll never forget (or maybe you will, if Jew Santa gets to you)!

Brazilian Christmas Coast – PharmaCafCoc Server

aquatic life, Brazilian, Brazilian coastal waters, Caffeine, chemical contamination, christmas, Coast, cocaine, drug contamination, drug effects, drug pollution, drug presence, drug residue, ecological risks, environmental impact, marine ecosystem, marine environment, marine pollution, PharmaCafCoc, pharmaceuticals, Pollution, Server, water contamination, water quality

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4708
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Enchantments Applied:	59	Treasure Maps Found:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You wanna join our wacky Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like a party in Brazilian coastal waters during Christmas! We’ve got pharmaceuticals, caffeine, and even cocaine spiking up the place, making it a wild ride for all our aquatic friends!

Imagine swimming around and finding a dolphin hyped up on caffeine, doing backflips and somersaults like it’s in a circus! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon a turtle who’s been hitting the pharmaceuticals a bit too hard and is seeing all sorts of crazy colors!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are getting in on the action. They’ve started a dance crew and are busting out moves that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the zombies – they’ve formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats left and right!

So come on down to our insane Minecraft server and experience the wildest ride of your life! Just watch out for the pufferfish – they’ve been known to challenge players to underwater rap battles! It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

The Cheesecake SMP

Adventure, Boss Battles, Challenges, Cheesecake, Community, Contests, Creative, Custom, Economy, Enchantments, Events, Exploration, Factions, Mini Games, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Server, Shops, smp, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7122
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Welcome to Cheesecake SMP!
Hiii! We’d love to have you join us on Cheesecake SMP, a 1.20-1.21.4, cross-platform, Minecraft server with a player-focused experience. Whether you’re a builder, miner, explorer, or redstone enthusiast, there’s something here for everyone! Our community of over 3,000 Discord members is welcoming and active, and with regular events and unique features, there’s never a dull moment.

Our Features:
Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border. Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum! Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants. Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes. Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials. New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’. Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more! Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Our Features:

Custom World Generation: Explore custom terrain in a preloaded world with a 20k x 20k border.
Plugins & Perks: Enjoy quality-of-life commands like /rtp, /tpa, and /sit while creating your own town or joining one of the many listed in our Discord team forum!
Custom Fishing: Battle unique fishing bosses, earn loot, and enchant your tools and armor with custom enchants.
Events & Contests: Compete in boat races, PvP events, hide-and-seek, scavenger hunts, and build contests for epic prizes.
Player Economy: Build your own shop or use the /shop command for essentials.
New Player Warps: Create and manage your own player warps for easy access to your locations and others’.
Leaderboards: Compete for the top spots in various categories, such as most balance, most hours survived, most fish caught, and more!
Chest Shops: Set up chest shops to buy and sell items! Place a trapped chest, left-click with the item you want to sell, and set the price in chat! You can also left click the sign for more info!

Why Join Cheesecake SMP?
Cheesecake SMP was born from a passion for community and creativity. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or adventuring solo, there’s a place for you here. We value feedback through our open suggestion channels and host frequent updates to keep the experience fresh and exciting.

How to Join:
IP Address: cheesecakemc.xyz Bedrock Port: 25588 Bedrock players can friend CheesecakeXYZ through the friends tab in Minecraft 🙂

Start your adventure today and become a part of the Cheesecake SMP family!
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Virtual AI Creations 1.20.1

1.20.1, 4chanX, ai, Archive, art, catbox, Checklist, christmas, Cloud Hosted Installs, Colab, creations, EF+HLL Guide, Embeds, FAQ, getting started, GPU Performance Data, Hypernetworks, Images, Links, LoRAs, Merry Christmas Edition, Model Mixes, models, NovelAI, Paperspace, Prompt List, related, Resources, Scripts, vai, virtual, vtai, Vtuber, VTuber AI-generated Art, VTuber AI-generated Images, Wiki, XL Loras

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	9087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for a wild ride filled with VTuber AI-generated images, Merry Christmas Edition!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, we have an unofficial official thread anthem that will make you question reality. Plus, our wiki is DOWN, TBD – just like your sanity after joining our server!

But wait, there’s more! We have resources galore, FAQs that will leave you scratching your head, and VTuber XL Loras that will make you go, “What the heck am I looking at?”

And don’t even get me started on our LoRA Checklist – it’s so outrageous, it’s almost genius. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Le Drunk Minecraft SMP

alcohol, bar, Beer, boozy, buzzed, celebration, cocktails, Drinking, Drunk, Fun, Hammered, hangover, inebriated, intoxicated, Minecraft, nightlife, Party, sloshed, smp, tipsy, Wasted, wine

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how it all began.

One day, the owner of the server got super drunk and decided to create a Minecraft world that was just as chaotic as their drunken state. And thus, our server was born! Expect to find random explosions, flying pigs, and maybe even a dancing creeper or two.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground club where all the mobs go to party after a long day of trying to kill you. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to some sick beats.

So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a diamond block that grants you wishes (or just explodes in your face, we can’t guarantee anything). Let the chaos begin!