| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and a community of players who are just as obsessed with terrible movies as you are. We even have a special movie night event where we gather around a virtual campfire and roast the worst movies of all time.
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Cringe Castle,” where players can build their own cringe-worthy creations and compete for the title of Cringe King or Queen. So if you’re ready to laugh, cringe, and have the time of your life, join us on our server today!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
But watch out, if u gotta take care of old folks or disabled fam members, or u got a bunch of kids runnin’ around, ur health might take a hit on dis server. It’s like a crazy rollercoaster of emotions and health stats, man!
So come join da fun, build some epic stuff, and see how ur health gets a boost or a bust on dis wild ride of a Minecraft server! Let’s get it, fam!
| Players: | 101/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
Step into a vibrant Minecraft world where adventure, creativity, and community collide! Here, you can build your dreams, embark on epic quests, and forge lasting friendships. Experience the Thrill of Adventure From expansive landscapes to hidden treasures, every corner of our server is ripe for exploration. Whether you’re battling fearsome mobs or discovering secret realms, there’s always something new to uncover. Build Your Legacy Unleash your creativity in our friendly environment! Construct magnificent castles, cozy homes, or elaborate cities—your imagination is the limit. Collaborate with others or carve out your own path in our thriving community. Thrive in a Dynamic Economy Engage in a bustling economy where you can earn rewards and trade with fellow players. Create shops, complete jobs, and make your mark as a successful entrepreneur!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3931 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist…made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life! Who wouldn’t want that kind of power in their virtual hands?
So come join us on our server, where the snacks are off-limits and the potatoes are plentiful. It’s a wild ride that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
But that’s not all – on our server, every time you perform a small act of kindness, a magical unicorn will appear and grant you three wishes! Want a diamond sword that shoots fireballs? Done. Want a pet dragon that can do your homework for you? You got it. Want a never-ending supply of cake? Well, that one’s a bit trickier, but we’ll see what we can do.
So come join us on our server and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even make friends with a talking cow or discover a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of cheese. The possibilities are endless – and totally ridiculous.
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
our server is so wild, it will make you question reality. who needs real politics when you can have fake politics in a blocky world? come join us and see if you can become the ultimate minecraft politician.
don’t worry about voter turnout, we promise it will be higher than ever as players scramble to cast their virtual ballots. forget about real life drama, come join us for some virtual chaos.
so what are you waiting for? join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. who needs real life when you can have minecraft politics?
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 5 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
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Version: 1.16.5 – 1.21.1
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! First of all, rumor has it that Ironmouse herself is chilling in our server, ready to play some Minecraft with you. Can you imagine building a castle with Ironmouse by your side? Epic!
But that’s not all! We have exclusive access to a secret dimension filled with flying pigs and dancing llamas. Trust me, you’ve never seen anything like it before. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a diamond-encrusted potato that grants you unlimited powers in the game. It’s like finding a unicorn in a haystack!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let the madness begin. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a talking creeper or ride a rainbow unicorn into battle. The possibilities are endless on /mouse/ – Ironmouse General!
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Towns Built: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 477 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Find and tame this majestic bird to become the richest player on the server.
Join us now and embark on a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Just remember to stock up on coffee and energy drinks, because you’ll need to stay awake for a loooong time to unlock the full potential of our server. See you there, sleepyheads!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7868 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server and discover the hidden secrets of Minecraft that will make you the envy of all your friends. From finding diamond ore in every block you mine to taming a pet dragon that will protect you from creepers, the possibilities are endless.
But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a buried treasure chest filled with rare items and enchanted gear. Will you be the one to uncover its riches and become the ultimate Minecraft master?
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP server now and start your journey to becoming the most legendary player in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 1352 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Nugget Mountain, where you can mine for nuggets of gold (literally) to become the richest player in the land. And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into the Milkshake Ocean and swim with the friendly Creeper fish!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and indulge in the most delicious and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, your diet won’t stand a chance against our cheat meal paradise!
| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 40 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own llama mafia. They will trade you rare items in exchange for protection from the evil sheep gang that roams the land.
If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken so rare and valuable that it lays diamond eggs instead of regular ones. Just be careful, though, because the Chicken Mafia is always on the lookout to steal it for themselves.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llama mafia). Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 106/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
