| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 5 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 18 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
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| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
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| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Server Name | Nobiamia’s SMP |
|---|---|
| Max Players | 25 |
| Datapack | Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| Plugins | Server management plugins |
| Other Features | Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? | 25 players |
| Are there any mods on the server? | No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| How many chunks can a player claim? | Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space |
| Is Keep Inventory on? | No, Keep Inventory is off on the server |
| What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? | The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?
| Players: | 105/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magic Items Found: | 1168 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 91/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!
| Players: | 103/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
plus, we got this crazy story where the creepers actually team up with the skeletons to take down the players. like, what?! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with exploding green dudes. u gotta see it to believe it, man.
and don’t even get me started on the diamond mines. we got this legend that says if u mine deep enough, u’ll find a portal to a secret world where pigs fly and cows do the cha-cha. i swear, it’s like a disco party down there.
so yeah, join our server and prepare for the wildest ride of ur minecraft life. trust me, u won’t regret it.
| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
| Players: | 107/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 37 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 102/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 1708 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
