| Players: | 104/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who needs sex robots when you have a Minecraft server this awesome? Plus, our server is so reliable, you won’t have to worry about it breaking down on you like those sketchy Chinese exports.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate gaming pleasure that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 101/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
Picture this: a husband, a wife, and a brother with Asperger’s syndrome all living under one roof. But wait, there’s more! The brother causes chaos and tension between the husband and wife, talking smack behind their backs and causing all sorts of trouble. And just when you thought it couldn’t get any crazier, he moves out, only to come back and mooch off their food and invade their space whenever he pleases!
But wait, there’s a twist! The husband and wife are buying a new house, and guess who wants to move back in? That’s right, the brother! He offers to pay $500 to live with them again, but the wife shuts it down real quick. Drama ensues, tempers flare, and the server is set on fire with all the juicy gossip!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, come join us! Who needs mobs and mining when you have family feuds and betrayal? Don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life! Join now and get a front-row seat to the wildest ride in Minecraft history! 🎉🔥 #DramaCraft2021
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 549 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 79 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Once upon a time, on our server, there was a legendary player who could mine diamonds with just a single touch. They were known as the Diamond Whisperer, and their powers were unmatched. Legend has it that they once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples, just because they could.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chicken Jockey Gang, a group of mischievous chickens who ride around on baby zombies causing chaos wherever they go. If you join our SMP, you might just have the chance to join forces with these feathered fiends and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players.
So, if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience unlike any other, join our server today and prepare for adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of mayhem. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get up to on our SMP!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 8 |
| Dimension Hops: | 8 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 92/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
we got so many cool features like a secret underground city filled with treasure and a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! and get this, we even have a pet dragon that u can ride into battle!
join now and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! oh and did i mention we have a secret portal that takes u to a land made entirely out of candy? yep, it’s true!
so what r u waiting for? come join our server and let’s have some crazy fun together! oh and btw, did u know that our server is endorsed by the president of taiwan? yep, it’s true! so come on over and let’s show those chinese military drills who’s boss!
| Players: | 91/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 457 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Magic Items Found: | 5724 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 15 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
OnlyNations is a modded Minecraft server focused on roleplay and worldbuilding. Experience evolving gameplay through monthly “Ages,” with unique mechanics, balanced nations, and immersive world generation. Engage in bi-weekly events, strategic wars, and collaborative storytelling.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 26 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
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Top server for top players – MineBars!
Login is available from versions 1.8 to 1.20.6
★ Survival, SkyBlock, Vanilla, BedWars, SkyPvP
★ Unique plugins made by our programmers
★ Rare wipes, and there is also a world of donators – without wipes
★ Experienced administrators and assistants
★ Honest donation, cheap prices, discounts and promotional codes
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★➜ IP – MBars.net
★➜ Website: https://minebars.ru
★➜ VK group: https://vk.com/minebars
★➜ Telegram: https://t.me/minebars
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A cozy server with an experienced administration, guaranteeing you a comfortable game without lags. We are already more than 8 years old. Excellent survival and PvP server with good online. Beautiful buildings, there is a world without wipes. A unique set of plugins for convenience. A lot of entertainment, on our server you will not have time to get bored 🙂
With us you will find everything you like, and there is nothing unnecessary!
Enter the promotional code RATING on our website MineBars.ru and you will receive extra. discount!
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| Players: | 105/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 439 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 105 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 7 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 187 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 17 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 106/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 63 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
