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Crafty20sRegrets Minecraft SMP

Adulthood, advice, career development, Crafty20sRegrets, Decision making, early 20s, Experience, guidance, hindsight, learning, life lessons, Maturity, Mentorship, Minecraft, personal growth, Reflection, regret, relationships, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, wisdom

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	71
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

OMG, like, if I could go back to my early 20s, I would totally tell myself to join this EPIC Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, this server is the bomb dot com!

First of all, the admins are like, super hot and they give out free diamonds to anyone who joins. And get this, there’s a secret underground base where you can find enchanted golden apples just lying around!

But the best part is the crazy adventures you’ll have with the other players. I once teamed up with this dude who had a pet dragon and we went on a quest to slay the Ender Dragon while riding llamas. It was insane!

So yeah, if you want to level up your Minecraft game and have a ton of laughs along the way, you HAVE to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #bestserverever 😂🎮💎🐉

ChildSuppCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, absent father, blended families, Boundaries, child support, ChildSuppCraft, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional baggage, family disputes, family dynamics, family history, Fatherhood, financial support, forgiveness, generational trauma, Minecraft, parental responsibilities, past trauma, relationships, Resentment, Server, trust issues

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4211
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Towns Built:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Are you tired of family drama and looking for a place to escape? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without any of the real-life drama!

On our server, you can create your own ranch house just like the one in the story, but with no pesky stairs for unwanted relatives to move in. Trust us, it’s a one-floor paradise!

Forget about child support payments and family arguments, on our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring endless possibilities. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can game in peace without any rude comments from virtual step-relatives.

Join now and leave all the real-life family drama behind. Who needs a dad who only reaches out for his own benefit when you can have a whole virtual community to support you? Let’s build a better family together, one block at a time!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	9505
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8503	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8124
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Tamed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Enchantments Applied:	130
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	47	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	398	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	49	Animals Bred:	152
Potions Brewed:	133	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9691
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mines Excavated:	1722	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	8243
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	25
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	3055	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	3877
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7153
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5743
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	New Chunks Explored:	704367
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8967
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!

Free Minecraft SMP Yourself Minecraft SMP from Minecraft SMP Suffering! Minecraft SMP Learn Minecraft SMP Buddhism

Buddhism, compassion, Dharma, enlightenment, free, Impermanence, inner peace, Karma, learn, letting go, Liberation, meditation, mindfulness, mindfulness meditation, mindfulness practice, Minecraft, personal development, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, smp, spiritual growth, Suffering, Teachings, wisdom

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	405
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us and free yourself from suffering by learning Buddhism while building epic creations in-game.

Our server is a place where you can escape the degenerating world and create your own paradise. We have monks roaming around offering spiritual guidance and teaching you the ways of enlightenment while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

But that’s not all! We have secret temples hidden throughout the world where you can meditate and gain special powers to help you on your journey. And rumor has it, there’s a legendary diamond sword hidden in the depths of the server guarded by a dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and embark on a hilarious and enlightening adventure unlike any other. Who knows, you might just find inner peace while slaying zombies and building pixel art!

Block Party Minecraft Server

053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548, activities, BLOCK, Bonding, Chat, Community, Connections, Cum, discussions, Events, Friends, Fun, group, group activities, interests, Join, MEETUPS, Minecraft, networking, ONLINE, Party, Server, sharing, Social

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2648
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Animals Bred:	94
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Star Shards Collected:	254	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further! Join our server and enter the wild world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the lair was guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat the chicken and claim the treasure.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a magical forest where the trees grow candy canes and the animals can talk. You might even stumble upon a unicorn riding a rainbow. Who knows what other wacky wonders await you in the world of 053d58bd63e5c60669304c29312017d4416b9ee08cbd029c22fa6435090e3e1548!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

/Min3craft SMP/ – Creeper/Villager General

artbook, booru, comicbin, computer wife, CreeperVillager, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebin, font change, general, image collections, legends of localization, merch, min3craft, recommendbin, smp, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, writebins

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of mining diamonds alone? Do you dream of building a castle with your computer wife by your side? Then join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to find love in the digital world!

Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans. We once had a player who built an entire roller coaster made of TNT, only to accidentally set it off and launch themselves into the sky like a firework. It was a sight to behold!

But that’s not all – we also have secret quests hidden throughout the map that will lead you to buried treasure and rare loot. Rumor has it that one player found a diamond sword with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep. Imagine the chaos!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of romance with your computer wife. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this pixelated paradise!

Players:	97/500	Votes:	2217
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5