Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Love Letters Sent: 17
Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Servers

  • DoonPlex

    DoonPlex

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 13 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL

    CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 New Chunks Explored: 505642
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Runes Activated: 4
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Globecraft

    Globecraft

    PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 298 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VanillaHub

    VanillaHub

    1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! ​https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8879 Alternate Realities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PokeRetreat

    PokeRetreat

    IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 151
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38 Villages Defended: 11
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 13
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RawMinecraft 2.0

    RawMinecraft 2.0

    [email protected].

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 563 Runes Activated: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VortexNetwork

    VortexNetwork

    Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Crops Grown: 6740 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 10
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • RTVCRAFT

    RTVCRAFT

    Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 23 Magical Moments Shared: 25
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 97
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 21 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Alternative World

    Alternative World

    Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5187 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 17

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC

    GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SweetPea Middle School

    SweetPea Middle School

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 31
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 37
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 132 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

    Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 7 Soul Contracts Signed: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 37 Immortal Anvils Forged: 20
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FriendlyCraft

    FriendlyCraft

    We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FaeTalesMC

    FaeTalesMC

    Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 17 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 12 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Meteorite Armor Created: 13

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SuperSurvivalX

    SuperSurvivalX

    → IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 19 Gods Slained: 0
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 9284
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Enchantments Applied: 190
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 20 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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