Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Rainbows Spotted: 6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 11 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
Underground Cities Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 20

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Torrent Network

    Torrent Network

    The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 450
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • I hate you

    I hate you

    semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 1 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft

    TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 46 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly

    Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 17 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Blade SMP

    Blade SMP

    A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 0
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Zombie Dances: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HermitVeterans

    HermitVeterans

    What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31
    Ether Blades Crafted: 9 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 18 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Helix

    Helix

    Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Potions Brewed: 120
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FOX SMP

    FOX SMP

    A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 119 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Emeralds Found: 7692 Mythical Quests Completed: 16
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Dragon Hoards Looted: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • OzarkCraft

    OzarkCraft

    Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kanda Kraft

    Kanda Kraft

    Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Animals Bred: 164 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MC Adventures

    MC Adventures

    Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

    – [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 20
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 19
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 12 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LoverCraft Network

    LoverCraft Network

    This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4051
    Dimension Hops: 0 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hyskies Network

    Hyskies Network

    Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 50
    Divine Spears Created: 25 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13
    Chimeras Created: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Fahr Realm

    The Fahr Realm

    Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Farms Harvested: 251
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Titanic Battles Fought: 13 Magic Wands Crafted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 8
    Chimeras Created: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PlanetBrunei

    PlanetBrunei

    Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 19 Living Statues Befriended: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Infinite Doors Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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