Are you tired of constantly overthinking every move you make in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and say goodbye to overthinking as we have a strict “no brain cells allowed” policy. That’s right, leave your logic at the door and embrace the chaos!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will keep you on your toes at all times. From building upside-down houses to fighting off zombie chickens, there’s never a dull moment on our SMP. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes (Disclaimer: wishes may or may not involve exploding pigs).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your inner derp shine in all its glory! Who needs to think when you can just do? Let’s make Minecraft fun again, one ridiculous idea at a time!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
Magic Crystals Found: 16 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
Dragon Eggs Found: 5517 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

New Minecraft Servers

  • NeuroSMP

    NeuroSMP

    Welcome to NeuroSMP – where classic meets modern in Minecraft survival! Dive into a semi-vanilla experience with an old-school twist. Enjoy the thrill of survival, enhanced with a free rank system that lets you climb the ranks. Hone your skills with our unique levelling system and get ahead with our powerful OP kits. Join us for an adventure where every block, every challenge, and every player counts. Step into NeuroSMP and craft your legacy!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 80 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 90
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SFC.MC

    SFC.MC

    An AMAZING Minecraft Faction PVP Server!We have -Crates -Amazing Community -Koth-And more

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Realms

    Minecraft Realms

    Medieval Themed MC Server, with a few QOL plugins thrown in. Claim some land using a Gold Shovel will you have a house or will you start your own Clan and make a Kingdom? With a simple Economy using Chest Shops and Currency being Gold, Diamond and Emerald….Medieval Bartering for the win!Have FUN!!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 16 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 87 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eternals

    Eternals

    Eternals has a friendly community and currently a survival Custom updated to the latest version 1.20, with many features: basic commands, jobs, economy, slime fun, superpowers, custom items, keys and much more.English: Eternals is a Spanish-speaking Minecraft Survival server, custom-made to perfection and running on the latest MC version. It has so many features, including basic commands, jobs, an economy, SlimeFun, superpowers, custom items, and keys. The server even has enchants+, bosses, dungeons, and, let’s not forget about events! You really won’t find anything else out there quite like it, so don’t bother trying and just join Eternals!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Overcraft Network

    Overcraft Network

    You can join our network in 1.18.2 [Optifine]. We have incredible support and a selection of games you’ll never get bored of. Some of them include:– Overland – Prison – SkyWars – Bedwars – Arcade – Nexus – And much more…

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 18 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 20 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11 Magic Items Found: 7925
    Horror Stories Survived: 7 Dimension Hops: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Imperia MC

    Imperia MC

    Imperia is a semi roleplay geopolitical Minecraft server and it advances this cause by implementing such plugins and game mechanics to best suit that purpose. However these custom game mechanics may only provide the basic framework, every in-game achievement is solely in the hands of the players. This means, that not all existing features are accessible from the start. Only player input and game progression can allow for progress.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Jujutsu Kaisen Goatjo

    Goatjo Minecraft is a jujutsu kaisen based minecraft server 🙂 We host events daily, crates, survival, pvp and a awesome friendly community

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 8 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Duck Realm

    Duck Realm

    We have crossplay support! Immerse yourself in the boundless adventure that awaits you in DuckRealm.eu, the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts seeking a fresh and exhilarating gaming experience. With our new server, we invite you to embark on an unforgettable journey filled with endless possibilities and captivating gameplay.At DuckRealm.eu, we believe in the power of survival mode to truly test your skills and unleash your inner explorer. Engage in thrilling battles against formidable mobs, gather vital resources, and build your own thriving empire in a challenging yet rewarding environment. Whether you’re a seasoned survivalist or a newcomer to the game, our server offers an inclusive and supportive community where you can learn, grow, and conquer the untamed wilderness together.But that’s not all—DuckRealm.eu provides a haven for creative minds to flourish. With our free building mode, you can let your imagination run wild and bring your wildest visions to life. From awe-inspiring structures to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are limited only by your creativity. Show off your architectural prowess and inspire others with your unique creations.As you embark on this epic journey, you won’t be alone. Join our friendly and vibrant community on Discord, where you can connect with fellow adventurers, share your accomplishments, and collaborate on exciting projects. Our Discord server serves as a hub of communication, where you can receive the latest updates on server events, participate in engaging discussions, and forge lasting friendships with like-minded players.To join the adventure, simply visit our website at duckrealm.eu. There, you’ll find all the information you need to get started, including server details, rules, and FAQs. Explore the various biomes, uncover hidden treasures, and discover new realms teeming with wonders. Whether you prefer to go on daring solo expeditions or embark on cooperative quests with friends, DuckRealm.eu has something for everyone.Please note that as a brand-new server, we are continuously working to enhance and expand the features available. We appreciate your patience as we fine-tune the server and implement exciting updates to enrich your gameplay experience. We are committed to creating a dynamic and engaging world that keeps you coming back for more.The time has come to step into the enchanting realm of DuckRealm.eu. Prepare yourself for an immersive journey, where your survival skills will be tested, your creativity will flourish, and lasting friendships will be forged. Join us today and become a part of this thrilling Minecraft community. The adventure awaits!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Animals Bred: 159
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 5 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gods Slained: 0
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 7 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftLands

    CraftLands

    [1.20.1]On CraftLands you can explore the custom world and build amazing structures Active staff members will help you out with any issues.CraftLands is waiting you.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 168 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Potions Brewed: 121
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Envy Block Pixelmon

    Envy Block Pixelmon

    Create the ultimate Pokémon adventure at Envy Block Pixelmon! We offer great community, tournaments, an expansive story campaign, and more for you and your friends to enjoy. Join today!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 13
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Supremecraft

    Supremecraft

    Server dedicated to survival and roleplay of players. We have a wide variety of plugins which will make your experience more pleasant and immersive, other than the monotony you were used to on other servers.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Mythical Quests Completed: 50
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ValhallaCraft SMP

    ValhallaCraft SMP

    The ValhallaCraft SMP has quickly become one of the most exciting SMP’s in Minecraft. From the moment you join our server, you’ll see that we truly have a one of a kind server. When you join, you’ll instantly feel welcomed into the community by the flurry of “Welcome!” messages in chat. Everyone is super close knit for our size and loves helping new players. We typically average around 20-26 players online during the day and 8-10 online at night. So you’ll never be alone!We are constantly adding new features, like our brand new podcast ValhallaCast where we talk about all kinds of things server related and not! As we continue to grow we plan to add different types of servers and other things of the sort! I hope you decide to join our ever-evolving SMP!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Legendary Scepters Created: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Goblin Markets Raided: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Animals Bred: 128
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Civils

    Minecraft Civils

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 103/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 44 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 28
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VenatusMC

    VenatusMC

    Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 181
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Star Shards Collected: 287
    Magic Items Found: 1070 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UnitMC

    UnitMC

    Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Crops Grown: 2305
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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