Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Secret Passages Found: 2
Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
Undead Armies Raised: 5 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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