Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CraftyAddictz

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What’s something you can’t go a day without? If your answer is “playing on the most epic Minecraft server ever created”, then you’ve come to the right place! Our server is so amazing, it’s been known to cure zombie pigmen of their bad attitudes and turn creepers into friendly pet cats.

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise, where the grass is always greener and the diamonds are always sparklier. Our community is filled with wizards, unicorns, and even a talking chicken named Cluck Norris.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be brave enough to face the challenges and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Plus, our virtual buffet is always stocked with unlimited virtual cake. Yum!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	164	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ZelenskyCraft: Top Secret Plans

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so, like, u know how u always wanted to be part of a secret plan to take over the world? well, this server is where it’s at, bro! zelensky himself is gonna unveil his victory plan on oct. 16, but get this – part of it will only be disclosed to the top parliamentary leaders! like, how crazy is that?! join this server and be part of the most epic takeover ever! who needs conventional sentence structure when u can have brain damage fun on this server, amirite? come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	42	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6267	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Pirate’s Den Minecraft Server

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Arr matey! Ye be lookin’ for a place to plunder the treasures of Policenauts and play it on yer trusty ol’ PC? Well, look no further me hearties, for this Minecraft server be the perfect place for ye!

Join us on this wild adventure where ye can sail the seven seas of pixels, fight off creepers and zombies with yer mighty sword, and search for buried chests filled with the precious loot of Policenauts.

But beware, for there be a fearsome pirate captain who guards the game with his life, ready to challenge any landlubber who dares to steal his booty. So gather yer crew, sharpen yer swords, and set sail for the most epic Minecraft server ye ever did see! Yarrrr!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	723266	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Runes Activated:	8	Enchantments Applied:	144
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Stop-Complaining-About-Chainlink-Labs-Stealing-The Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is who stole whose diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with scandal, intrigue, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Forget about Chainlink Labs stealing fees, on our server, the real drama is who stole the last piece of cake from the communal chest! And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that have taken place over who gets to control the petting zoo (yes, we have a petting zoo, don’t ask why).

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more exciting than a llama race on ice, come join us! Just be prepared for the chaos, because on our server, anything can happen. And we mean anything.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

ChildhoodLies_MinecraftSMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of believing in Santa Claus and the Tooth Fairy! Our server is filled with magical wonders and mystical creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew as a child.

Rumor has it that if you join our SMP, you’ll be able to ride unicorns and fly on the backs of dragons. We even have a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy – just be careful not to eat too much, or you might turn into a gingerbread man!

But that’s not all – we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with all the toys you ever dreamed of as a child. From Barbie dolls to action figures, you’ll never run out of things to play with on our server.

So come join us and let your inner child run wild in our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even rediscover that sense of wonder and imagination that you thought you lost long ago.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
New Chunks Explored:	476501	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

BlockBucks Adventures

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If money wasn’t an issue, you’d probably be joining our Minecraft server right now and living out your wildest blocky dreams! Picture this: you spawn in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player – rumor has it he’s a total noob at PvP though.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a team of ninja villagers. And every full moon, a magical unicorn parade marches through the land, spreading rainbow sparkles and good vibes to all who witness it.

So why waste your time in the real world when you could be living it up in our Minecraft wonderland? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Enchantments Applied:	193
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Mines Excavated:	3112	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Past Stars Sky – Burned Out!

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yo, u ever think about how the stars r like, dead af but we still see their light? it’s like a ghost party up in the sky, man. speaking of ghost parties, come join our minecraft server where the creepers throw the sickest raves and the zombies are actually really good dancers.

we got pigs that can fly, cows that tell dad jokes, and chickens that lay diamond eggs. oh, and don’t even get me started on the villagers – those guys are always up to some crazy shenanigans.

if u wanna join a server that’s out of this world (literally, cuz the stars are dead, remember?), then come on down and let’s get blocky together. trust me, it’ll be a blast – just like those ghost stars in the sky.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

FreePvP

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FreePvP – The ultimate PvP-based server. Free kit when you join! Feel free to explore the world or PvP with friends or random people with /warp box.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dimension Hops:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rogan’s Minecraft Server: Kamala’s Surprise

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re running for president? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Kamala Harris herself is considering joining just to boost her chances in the next election. Imagine building your own White House replica and giving speeches to virtual crowds of villagers who hang on your every word. Plus, rumor has it Joe Rogan might even stop by for a podcast episode about the importance of mining diamonds. Join now and start your journey to virtual political stardom!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9718	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Another Movie About The Negros And The Most Unrealistic Thing… Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more wild than our builds are the stories we come up with! Join us if you want to experience a server where the villagers have taken over and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. But don’t worry, they’re pretty chill once you get to know them.

We’ve got a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of mischievous wolves.

But the real reason you should join our SMP? We have a group of llamas who have mastered the art of parkour and challenge players to race them for epic prizes. Plus, our nether is filled with friendly pigmen who love to trade rare items for stacks of cooked porkchops.

So if you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse), come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Just watch out for those sneaky creepers, they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	135	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

BlockyHub – No Quitting Allowed!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is just as intense as this 41F’s dilemma!

Join us for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a world where you can build your own empire without worrying about workplace politics.

On our server, you can make 145k diamonds a day (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?) and never have to worry about quitting your job for your husband’s promotion.

Who needs a university job when you can be the ruler of your own Minecraft kingdom? Join now and let’s build a world where crazy employee handbooks and office drama don’t exist!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GrizzlyGrossHistory – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to uncover the truth behind history’s grizzliest and grossest events! Ever wondered what really happened during the Plague of Justinian? Turns out it was just a bunch of creepers exploding everywhere! And the Black Death? Just a bunch of zombies running amok! Join us for a hilarious and chaotic journey through history like you’ve never seen before. Who knew the past could be so entertaining (and explosive)? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	83
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyDisasterAdvice

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy challenges and mind-boggling quests that will leave you questioning your sanity.

One time, a player joined our server and was told to build a house out of TNT. They thought it was a joke, but little did they know, our server is full of explosive surprises. Let’s just say, their house didn’t last very long!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with killer bunnies and evil chickens. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the chicken boss, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond chicken suit that gives you the power to lay golden eggs.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then join us now! Just remember, you’ve been warned.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Villages Defended:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Endless Night Skies:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NextLevel Network

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Welcome to Nextlevel Network

Explore Nextlevel Network, where Survival, Factions, and KitPvP come together to create an unparalleled Minecraft experience.

Survival: Dive into a rich, expansive world where you can explore, build, and thrive. With an active and friendly community, you can collaborate or carve out your own path.

Factions: Join or create your own faction to conquer territories and dominate the world. Build powerful alliances or wage war against rivals. It’s survival of the fittest in this land of endless opportunities.

KitPvP: Hone your combat skills in our action-packed KitPvP arenas. Choose your kit, perfect your strategies, and rise through the ranks to become the ultimate champion.

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Moonscape Network

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Even though Minecraft is played by people of all ages, many multiplayer servers are not friendly to younger audiences and may allow toxicity, profanity, and other sorts of harmful behavior. Many servers also attempt to provide their players with significant advantages in the form of items or perks in exchange for their hard-earned money, which could lead to economic burden, among other consequences. Lastly, many servers nowadays arguably lack uniqueness and engagement, making it difficult to be creative and to come up with unique ideas that could provide a more enjoyable multiplayer experience.

Upon reviewing these flaws, there is a need for a multiplayer experience that is friendly to all, fair to all, as well as engaging and fun. Moonscape Network is an answer to that call.

Moonscape Network is an ongoing Minecraft server passion project that started in April of 2023. It is currently a small server that will evolve to become a network of mini-games for players of all ages to enjoy!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Potions Brewed:	61	Chimeras Created:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!