Stonii’s Stoned Minecraft SMP

addiction, Community, compassion, Drugs, education, Empathy, family, Friends, girl, illegal, IMMORAL, intervention, mental health, Minecraft, Prevention, Recovery, Rehabilitation, smp, Stoned, Stonii, Stoniis, substance abuse, Support, Understanding, wellness

Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the chaos unfold as we navigate through a world filled with drama, betrayal, and questionable life choices. From building extravagant bases to embarking on epic quests, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But the real question is, how can you resist joining a server where you can support a girl who not only does drugs, but also manages to somehow thrive in the midst of all the chaos? Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you as you explore this unpredictable world.

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and get ready to experience a Minecraft SMP like no other. Just remember, anything goes in this world, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Ores Mined:	6957
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	29

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

No. 16059121 Minecraft SMP Anonymous

Anonymity, ANONYMOUS, Community, digital communication, digital community, discussion, humor, internet culture, Kek, meme, message board, Minecraft, No. 16059121, online conversation, online forum, online forum post, online identity, online interaction, smp, social media, trolling

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most bonkers place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a giant zombie who thinks he’s a rapper! Build your base out of rainbow-colored blocks and ride around on unicorns that shoot laser beams out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, and a secret society of llamas who control the economy.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the land of kek!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	85	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dad’sDineTime

after school meal, child support, court order., custody battle, DadsDineTime, divorced parents, family conflict, financial hardship, financial struggles, food choices, food insecurity, food pantry, free school lunches, half siblings, judge’s decision, parenting time, shared custody, sibling dynamics, sibling relationships, step siblings, visitation rights

🤣🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never have to worry about food shortages like this poor player’s family! Join us for a wild adventure filled with endless food options and crazy fun!

🍔🍕 Imagine a world where you can feast like a king every day, with no judgment or shame for enjoying a delicious meal. Our server is a food lover’s paradise, where every block you break leads to a tasty treat waiting for you.

🚀💥 Leave behind the drama of shared custody and step-siblings who don’t understand the joy of a good snack. On our server, everyone is welcome to indulge in the most mouth-watering meals, without any guilt or accusations.

🎉🎮 So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft world where food is plentiful, laughter is endless, and the only thing you’ll be ashamed of is not joining sooner! Let’s eat, build, and have a blast together in this crazy food-filled adventure! 🍦🍩🍗🍟🍰🍭

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Zombie Dances:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

LieCraft SMP: Childhood Deceptions

Childhood, childhood beliefs, childhood memories, Deceit, Deception, deceptions, fabricated stories, fairy tales, false truths, falsehoods, family myths, Family secrets, Fibs, fictional narratives, growing up, imaginary tales, LieCraft, made-up stories, misconceptions, Myths, smp, tall tales, untruths, Urban Legends

Are you tired of living in a world full of lies and deceit? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we promise to only tell the truth…about how amazing our server is! Join us and discover a land where pigs can fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers are actually just misunderstood cuddle buddies. Don’t miss out on the chance to uncover the biggest lie of all – that you can’t have a blast playing Minecraft with us!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CraftyCompanions

acceptance, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, compassion, Connection, CraftyCompanions, Empathy, forgiveness, friendship, Gratitude, growth, Honesty, Kindness, life lessons, long-term relationships, loyalty, relationships, Support, Trust, Understanding

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and getting ganked by creepers left and right? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate friendship simulator! Join us and make friends with a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who will guide you through the treacherous world of blocky adventures.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties every Saturday night. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken do the moonwalk!

So come on down to our server and learn the most important lesson about friendship: it’s not about how many diamonds you have, but how many laughs you share with your blocky buddies. Join us now and let the friendship shenanigans begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	164
Magic Items Found:	8070	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CraftyCanuck’s Crazy Quests

accusations, allegations, Angry, Backlash, Canada, controversy, CraftyCanucks, crazy, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic spat, foreign affairs, government response, India, Indian-Canadian relations, international relations, investigation, official statement, political conflict, preposterous, Probe, Quests, strained ties., Tensions

So, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. It’s like, so epic that even Angry India is accusing Canada of doing some preposterous investigation on it. Like, what even is happening, bro? But, like, you gotta join this server, dude. It’s like, the only place where you can ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies. And, like, if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cake. Trust me, bro, this server is where the real party’s at. Join now before Angry India comes after you, too!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1487	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Enchantments Applied:	253

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Pals United

accessible, advanced imaging, Clarity, cutting-edge technology, high-resolution imaging, imaging technique, imaging technology, innovation, magnification, method, microscopy, microscopy innovation, microscopy method, new, PALS, PIXEL, research, resolution improvement, Science, scientific advancement, Technology, United, Visualizing

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can build all da high-res images u want! we got dem crazy plugins dat make ur builds look like they straight outta a museum! u can even take selfies with ur pixelated face lookin all fancy and shiz!

we got a secret underground lab where u can experiment with potions and create ur own high-res textures! and don’t even get me started on our petting zoo filled with pixelated animals that will make u go “awww” every time u see them!

so come on down to our server and let your imagination run wild! who needs real life when u got all dis craziness waiting for u in minecraft land!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Void Armor Forged:	26	Crops Grown:	7011
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Gravitas Networks

Economy, Survival, survival rewards factories deliveries jobs perks community explore craft conquer challenges events adventures build thrive vibrant support explore craft challenges

Welcome to Gravitas Networks! Experience premium survival with a twist—earn regular rewards as you build and thrive. Create factories, manage deliveries, and take on exciting jobs to unlock unique perks. Our vibrant community is here to support you as you explore, craft, and conquer challenges. Join us for regular events and endless adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

As an White male I deserve an alternative asian GF to make Minecraft server

Alternative, alternative Asian GF, asian, biracial children, cultural appropriation, dating preferences, deserve, discrimination, Diversity, ENTITLEMENT, equality, financial support, funding, gender dynamics, hapa babies, Interracial Relationships, Male, Minecraft, Privilege, Race, Server, Social Issues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, WEF, White, white male

Are you tired of being a basic Minecraft player with no hapa babies to show for it? Look no further, because on our server, we offer the chance to find your very own alternative Asian GF to make those beautiful mixed-race babies with! And the best part? The World Economic Forum and other mysterious entities will fund your romantic endeavors, so you don’t have to spend a dime! Say goodbye to paying for love like a black man, and join our server today for a chance at a truly unique Minecraft experience. Who knew building blocks could lead to building a family?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Transfer Minecraft SMP Ronaldo Al-Hilal Full Swing

Al Hilal, al nassr, AlHilal, club ambitions, club signings, Cristiano Ronaldo, FIFA Club World Cup, football gossip, football news, Football Transfers, full, global profile, Minecraft, neymar, player acquisitions, player signings, ronaldo, smp, soccer rumors, sports rumors, sports updates, squad enhancement, SWING, Transfer, transfer rumors, transfer speculations, world cup transfers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! We’ve got Cristiano Ronaldo and Neymar joining forces to dominate the FIFA Club World Cup in Minecraft form. Imagine building alongside these soccer superstars as they battle it out against creepers and zombies for ultimate glory. Plus, joining our server will instantly boost your street cred and make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	32	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3331

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

StepSisClassAvoid Minecraft Server

avoiding classes, blended families, core classes, elective classes, family dynamics, family dynamics in school, family relationships, future planning, guidance counselor, high school, high school drama, long-term impacts, Minecraft, personal boundaries, Server, sibling relationships, Sisterhood, step relationships, stepfamily, StepSisClassAvoid, stepsister, teenage relationships

Are you tired of sharing classes with your boring stepsister? Do you want to avoid awkward family drama in school? Join our Minecraft server for a chance to escape the step-sibling struggle!

Imagine a world where you can build your own school and choose your own electives without any interference from your stepsister. No more arguments over who gets to take the same classes – it’s all up to you on our server!

With crazy adventures and hilarious pranks, you’ll forget all about your stepfamily drama. Build epic structures, explore new lands, and make friends who understand the struggle of having a stepsibling in school.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and leave the step-sister drama behind! Who needs family bonding when you can have blocky fun instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PastaPurgeCraft

Argument, beef tips, cleaning, Communication, compromise, cook you clean rule, Cooking, cooking rotation, DISHES, elaborate meals, homemade pasta, household chores, kitchen cleanliness, kitchen mess, outside opinion, pasta, PastaPurgeCraft, red pepper sauce, relationship conflict, stir-fry

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of kitchen clean-up all too well! Join us for a wild ride of epic battles and hilarious shenanigans, just like the battle of the dishes in this household!

Our server is the perfect place for those who appreciate a good stir fry and simple meals, because who has time for elaborate cooking when you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire? Plus, we promise no one will leave a mess for you to clean up after a big feast – unless it’s a mess of blocks and TNT explosions!

So come join us and let off some steam by taking down creepers and building your dream castle, all without the worry of a messy kitchen waiting for you at the end of the day. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some allies to help you in your quest for dish-free gaming!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Chimeras Created:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

SinisterCraft SMP

Corruption, Covert, criminal, Dark, Deception, deceptive practices, Exploitation, hidden, hidden agenda., illegal, Industry, Manipulation, Nefarious, Secrets, shadowy, Shady, Sinister, sinister truth, SinisterCraft, smp, Underbelly, Unethical

Have you ever wondered what goes on behind the scenes in the llama farming industry? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, you can uncover the shocking truth about these seemingly innocent creatures. Turns out, they’re actually part of a secret underground llama mafia that controls the entire server economy. Join us if you dare to take on the llamas and become the ultimate llama kingpin. Just watch your back, because these fluffy fiends play for keeps.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ores Mined:	3528	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

MineCraftRelaxation

aromatherapy, bubble baths, Cooking, daily activities, Deep Breathing, Exercise, gardening, hobbies, journaling, Listening to music, Massage therapy, meditation, mindfulness, MineCraftRelaxation, nature walks, Painting, reading, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief, yoga

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate relaxation destination for all your blocky needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold and watch as your enemies tremble in fear at your opulence.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground lava spa where you can soak away your worries and emerge with a fiery glow that will make all the other players jealous.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and relaxing Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Dragons Tamed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	50
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PutinCraft Minecraft Server

arrest, Brazil, Diplomacy, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic protocol, extradition, foreign affairs, G20 Summit, global summit, Government, international law, international relations, legal action, Minecraft, Politics, putin, Putin’s attendance, PutinCraft, security measures, Server, Ukraine, Ukraine-Brazil relations, world news

OMG u guise, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! Like, we got Putin playing Minecraft and Ukraine is like, “Yo Brazil, arrest that dude if he shows up at the G20 summit!” Can u imagine the drama?! Join our server for all the craziness and chaos, we got Putin on the run and all the world leaders trying to catch him while building epic structures in Minecraft. It’s a wild ride, so come join the fun! 😂🔥🚀 #ArrestPutinInMinecraft #CrazyServerFun

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Players Killed by Monsters:	6686
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL

CraftyTrumpWinsLOL, criticism, Democracy, democracy leader, election, Global, Impact, International, leader, Lech Walesa, Lech Walesa’s view, misfortune, opinion, perspective, Polish, Politics, president, trump, united states, Victory, world

so, like, this server is like, the bomb dot com, ya know? like, if you don’t join, Lech Walesa will come and be all like, “yo, this is a misfortune for the world, man.” but if you join, he’ll be all like, “yo, this is the best decision you ever made, bro.”

we got crazy stuff on this server, like, you can ride pigs into battle and shoot fireballs from your eyes. not even kidding, it’s like, totally epic. and the best part is, if you die, you respawn as a unicorn with laser eyes. how rad is that?

plus, we have a secret underground disco party every night where all the mobs come to dance. it’s lit, fam. you don’t wanna miss out on that action.

so, like, join this server now before Lech Walesa comes knocking on your door and telling you what a misfortune it is that you didn’t. you won’t regret it, trust me.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.