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Ruined Life Minecraft Server

consequences, culture, Distress, emotional, Impact, internet, Life, Minecraft, planet, relationships, ruined, rules, same, Server, social media, society, Technology, Video, viral, webm, Women

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6984
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the rules are as unpredictable as a creeper explosion! Just like how women are all the same (apparently), our server offers a unique and chaotic experience for all players.

Join us if you want to embark on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of sassiness, wielded by the fierce Queen Enderdragon herself. Or maybe you’re more interested in building a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat – the possibilities are endless!

And if you ever get bored, just remember that our server has a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself. So come on down and join the fun – because on our server, the only thing that’s consistent is the craziness!

Daughter of Santa Minecraft SMP

celebration, Character, christmas, DAUGHTER, Ded Moroz, eastern europe, fairy tale, Father Frost, Festive, folklore, gift giver, holiday, MAGICAL, Minecraft, Mythical, russia, santa, Santa Claus, slavic, smp, Snegurochka, tradition, Winter

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7724
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Holy Grails Found:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15

In our Minecraft SMP, we have a server where Santa Claus’s daughter runs the show. She’s tired of the cold North Pole and has decided to set up shop in the virtual world of Minecraft. Join our server and help her build a winter wonderland like no other! Who knows, maybe you’ll even get some special presents from her famous dad. So come join us and experience the magic of Christmas all year round!

Mieruko-chan’s Fun Minecraft Server

Anime, comedy, creepy, fear, Fun, funny, ghost hunting, Ghosts, Horror, humor, INVISIBLE, long tail tag, Manga, mieruko-chan, Mierukochans, Miko, Minecraft, Protect, Scared, Server, spooky, strong man, Supernatural

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	26	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11

Are you tired of being haunted by pesky ghosts in Minecraft? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you to find your inner hero and protect Miko from those spooky specters. Join us and show off your strength as you battle against the forces of the supernatural while also helping Miko with her ghostly dilemma. Who knew saving damsels in distress could be so fun in a blocky world? So grab your sword and armor, and get ready to be the hero Miko needs (and maybe even earn her eternal gratitude)!

Struggling Indies Complaining Minecraft SMP

audience growth, complaining, content creators, content quality, Frustration, gaming industry, indie game development, indie gaming community, indies, lack of viewership, low viewers, Minecraft, online visibility, self improvement, self-nerf, self-promotion, self-sabotage, Small Streamers, smp, streaming challenges, Struggling, struggling creators, struggling indies, viewer engagement

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of watching indies self-sabotage their own success on other servers? Join our Minecraft SMP where we encourage chaos and craziness! We’ve got players who build roller coasters that lead to nowhere, prank wars that escalate to epic proportions, and secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most ridiculous and entertaining server out there! Join us now and let’s create some unforgettable moments together!

DILF’s Paradise Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4283
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Well, look no further because our server was literally built by a team of DILFs! That’s right, hot dads with mad building skills came together to create the ultimate Minecraft experience.

Join our server for a chance to mine diamonds with a dad who can grill a mean burger at the same time. Need help building a castle? Our DILFs will swoop in with their power tools and get the job done in no time.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker on the server where the DILFs hold dance parties every Saturday night. Get in on the action and show off your best moves while surrounded by ruggedly handsome builders.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knew building blocks could be so sexy?

Stellar Blade Christmas Update Minecraft SMP

#youtube, action, Adventure, blade, christmas, christmas update, FANTASY, Festive, gameplay, Gaming, Gaming Community, Gaming news, gaming updates., holiday event, Minecraft, new content, Online Multiplayer, RPG, smp, Stellar, stellar blade, Swords, Trailer, update, video game, Winter

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1656
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, build a castle out of diamond blocks that shoot lasers, or participate in our weekly “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their army of iron golems. Will you join them or fight against them? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and prepare for the most insane, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you there, if you dare!

KotoneWorld Minecraft server

/warp pvp, 1.12.2, 1.20.1, Auto-mine, best grief server, better spawn, donation, easy donate, Friends, grief server, KotoneWorld, Minecraft, Server, Website, winter wipe, WIPE HAPPENED

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8426
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dimension Hops:	3

Grief server ⭐kotoneworld.povezlopovezlo.ru⭐Version: 1.12.2 – 1.20.1⚡The winter wipe has passed, new donation ꜱᴀɴᴛᴀ!!!!!⚡Cheap donations, and there is warp pvp, and an auto mine!⚡The best grief server for games with friends!⚡Server website: kotoneworld.easydonate.ru⚡Grief server, WIPE HAPPENED!! NEW BETTER SPAWN!

Red Flag Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	6284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Are you tired of living in a world where your flag can only be one color? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can have a flag that changes color every minute! That’s right, one minute it’s red, the next it’s rainbow, the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. They even have their own DJ spinning tunes all night long. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve partied with a llama.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? They may look cute and cuddly, but they are fierce protectors of our land.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Terminated Minecraft SMP Decision

children, decision, difficult choice, difficult decision, down syndrome, emotional, family, family decision, Grief, Heartbreaking, life changing, life-altering, Loss, Minecraft, parenting, RIP, smp, terminated, Termination, termination decision, tough choices, tough circumstances, tough decision, tough situation

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for the most epic adventure of your life! We promise you won’t have to make any tough decisions like terminating babies with Downs syndrome (unless you want to, we don’t judge). Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make you feel like you’re part of a dysfunctional family. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (unlike that poor baby, RIP).

Quack Attack Minecraft Server

Absurd, animal cruelty, animal rights, Attack, BIZARRE, bizarre behavior, dark humor, duck, exploded, explosion, funny, Hug, humor, Minecraft, odd, quack, quirky, Server, strange, surreal, Twisted, UNUSUAL, violence, weird

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2308
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can experience the ultimate challenge: hugging a duck until it explodes! That’s right, we have a special event where players have to show their love for our feathered friends by giving them a big ol’ squeeze. The duck will either explode into a shower of feathers or turn into a magical unicorn, who knows? Join us for this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to hug the duck of destiny!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Llama Lagoon, where you can ride llamas into battle against evil sheep warriors. Will you emerge victorious or be trampled by the fluffy hooves of justice? Only one way to find out!

And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can venture into the mysterious Cave of Confusion, where the walls shift and change at will. Will you find treasure or get lost in a maze of madness? The choice is yours!

So come join us on our Minecraft server for a wild ride of duck hugging, llama riding, and cave exploring. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? See you in the game!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic the Hedgehog General/

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7891
Void Armor Forged:	28	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Villages Defended:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Welcome to the most electrifying Minecraft SMP out there – The Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds to A Very Sonic Christmas. But that’s not all, we’ve got exclusive trailers for Sonic the Hedgehog 3 and a Sonic x DC Comics Collaboration that will blow your mind!

But wait, there’s more! Our milestone pastebin will guide you through all the epic moments in Sonic history, while our Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet will have you playing the best Sonic games out there. And don’t forget to check out our Pixel World where you can build your own Sonic-themed creations!

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Sonic and experience the chaos and adventure like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Sonic himself while exploring our server! So grab your rings and dash on over to The Sonic the Hedgehog General – where the fun never stops!

Fantasy IX Minecraft Server

better than, Characters, classic, comparison, debate, fan favorite, FANTASY, Final Fantasy IX, final fantasy vii, gameplay, Gaming Community, graphics, iconic, literally vivi, Minecraft, Nostalgia, opinion, reasons, RPG, Server, Storyline, video games

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2112
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7731	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Secret Passages Found:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more epic than Final Fantasy IX and VII combined? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Vivi from Final Fantasy IX as our official mascot! That’s right, you can build alongside the cutest black mage in all of gaming history.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player who defeated the dragon using only a wooden sword and a potato. True story.

Join us on this server and experience the craziest adventures, the most ridiculous builds, and the most hilarious community you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. And remember, Vivi is watching over us all, casting spells of awesomeness wherever he goes.

Switch Minecraft SMP AMD to NVIDIA

#youtube, 5700XT, amd, amd radeon, Browsers, CPU, Distros, Graphics Card, Hardware, Help, linux, Minecraft, NixOS, nvidia, NVIDIA GeForce, smp, Switch, Technology, Troubleshooting, vaapi flags, video decoding, video playback

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Are you tired of your AMD graphics card crying every time you try to watch a YouTube video on Linux? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, we have NVIDIA graphics cards that can handle video decoding like a champ! Join us and say goodbye to your CPU doing all the work while your GPU sits there sobbing. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the rare ores and diamonds – shh, don’t tell anyone! So come join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic battles. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Political Jester Minecraft Server

2022, accusations, Airport, Biden administration, comedy, controversial figure, Government, Jester, last 10 years, luggage theft, Minecraft, minor characters, nuclear engineering, Political, political humor, political jester, Political satire, political scandal, public figure, Sam Britton, scandalous behavior, Server, top position, tranny freak

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4800
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5278	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	110	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as Sam Britton’s luggage-stealing escapades? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even Sam Britton himself would feel right at home. Join us for some nuclear engineering fun and political shenanigans that will have you laughing harder than a clown at a funeral. Who needs boring old politics when you can join our server and be part of the most outrageous adventures in Minecraft history? Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Touch Grass Minecraft SMP

agoraphobia, anxiety, depression, Exercise, fear, fresh air, go out, GRASS, Help, ISOLATION, leave house, mental health, Minecraft, motivation, outside, seek help, self-care, smp, social anxiety, Sunlight, Support, Therapy, Touch, touch grass

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	8739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even the most hardcore gamers will be forced to “touch grass” and leave their virtual worlds behind! Our server is so immersive that players have reported feeling physically unable to leave their houses in real life. Join us for a chance to break free from the virtual chains that bind you and experience the great outdoors once again!

But beware, there are rumors of a mysterious force within the server that compels players to stay inside their virtual homes. Some say it’s the work of a mischievous hacker, while others believe it’s a curse placed upon the server by a vengeful witch. Will you be able to resist the urge to stay indoors and venture out into the unknown?

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the grass is always greener on the other side…literally! Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the truth behind this strange phenomenon and become a hero in the process. Just remember to bring your sunscreen and bug spray, because you never know what dangers lurk beyond your doorstep in this wild and wacky world!

Players:	93/600	Votes:	4523
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0