Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of boundaries? Look no further! Our server is like setting boundaries with your ex’s girlfriend – necessary and totally justified.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual boundaries, just like you do in real life. Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into taking their kids to soccer practice – focus on crafting your own virtual world instead.

We understand the struggles of co-parenting and we support you in standing your ground. Plus, who needs to drive out of their way to pick up someone else’s kid when you can teleport in our server?

So come join us, where setting boundaries is not only encouraged, but celebrated. And remember, just like in Minecraft, it’s important to protect your territory – both in the game and in real life.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 49 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 26

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

    StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians
    come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Treasure Maps Found: 6
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 74 Epic Shields Constructed: 25
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dimension Hops: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Gods Slained: 0
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Crafty Creators Minecraft Server

    Crafty Creators Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most mind-blowing server out there! Join us for Demo Days where you can show off your wildest creations and compete against other players in epic battles of creativity.

    But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.

    So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Runes Activated: 0 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 New Chunks Explored: 655678
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Star Shards Collected: 199

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203

    Minecraft SMP – Life is Strange General #1203
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the drama and supernatural powers of Life is Strange and bring them into the blocky world of Minecraft! Join us for a chance to turn hella gay and rewind time just like Max Caulfield, or form unlikely friendships with popular girls with hidden demons like Chloe Price and Rachel Amber.

    In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Meteorite Armor Created: 15
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Magical Moments Shared: 28 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • SisHubComplainsAboutSex

    SisHubComplainsAboutSex
    Are you tired of living with your sister and her lazy husband who can’t hold down a job? Do you want to reclaim your house and have some peace and quiet? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

    On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Ores Mined: 9712
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 8 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 7 Villages Defended: 14
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Animals Bred: 103
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 41 Blood Moons Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!

    CraftyQ&A: Ask Anything!
    Are you tired of wandering aimlessly in the vast world of Minecraft, searching for answers to life’s most perplexing questions? Look no further, because on our server, you can literally ask ANY question and get a straight-up answer! Want to know why creepers explode? We got you covered. Curious about why pigs can fly in this game but not in real life? We have the inside scoop. Join us and unlock the mysteries of the Minecraft universe, one ridiculous question at a time. Who knows, you might even uncover the meaning of life itself (spoiler alert: it’s all about mining diamonds)! So come on down and join us for a wild ride of knowledge and chaos. Remember, the only limit is your imagination…and maybe the server’s patience with your absurd queries.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 681
    Endless Legions Commanded: 41 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 34
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Epic Weapons Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server

    QatarCraft: One Poll Wonder Minecraft Server
    so, like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server and suddenly you’re transported to a land ruled by a qatar ruler who’s like, “we’re gonna vote on abandoning legislative elections after just one poll.” like, what even is that? but don’t worry, because on this server, you can build your own kingdom and overthrow the ruler with a vote of your own! join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • MapleCraftMayhem

    MapleCraftMayhem
    so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well, lemme tell u sumthing, this server is like no other, it’s got crazier adventures than india’s crimes in canada! and get this, there’s a secret politician behind all the madness, like, what even?! join this server for the wildest ride of ur life, trust me, u won’t regret it! #crazyminecraftadventures #secretpolitician #joinnow

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 41 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Crops Grown: 2385
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters

    Peony Gene Lab – Seed Boosters
    join dis epic minecraft server where u can plant tree peonies and genetically modify dem to have HUGE seeds for MAXIMUM YIELD 🌱💰

    we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺

    imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣

    come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎

    who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 43 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 46

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Brain Trust Minecraft Server

    Brain Trust Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Love Letters Sent: 20
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 413 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP

    ALREADY BACK Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building boring old houses and mining for diamonds like a bunch of normies? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the /pol/tards and schizos roam free, sharing their big brain theories and crazy conspiracies with anyone who will listen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 6197
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 68 Arcane Towers Raised: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • NakedCraft: GF Edition

    NakedCraft: GF Edition
    Are you tired of being judged for sleeping in the nude? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your true naked self without any judgment? Look no further! Join our server where clothes are optional and sleepovers are always fun!

    Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.

    Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.

    Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 3
    Animals Bred: 126 Endless Legions Commanded: 39

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • BlockyWorriesGone

    BlockyWorriesGone
    Are you tired of worrying about creepers blowing up your hard work in Minecraft? Well, worry no more because on our server, we have a special anti-creeper force field that keeps those pesky green guys at bay! Join us and never stress about exploding creepers again!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

    So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Witchcraft & Wizardry School

    Witchcraft & Wizardry School
    LOLZ, imagine if your kid got a letter saying they can come live at a school for witchcraft and wizardry in minecraft! 😂🔮🧙‍♂️

    This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀

    Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥

    And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨

    So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥

    Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚‍♂️

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Crops Grown: 5478 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Get ready to sail the high seas at Corsaire – where pirates rule and pvp is the name of the game

    Minecraft Server Overview:

    Feature Description
    Focus Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting
    Treasure Hunts Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests
    Siege Capture Points Earn passive income by capturing siege points

    FAQ:

    1. How do I join the server?

    You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com

    2. Is there a website for the server?

    Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/

    3. Can I join a clan on the server?

    If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503

    4. How can I access the live map of the server?

    You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0

    5. Is there a Discord server for the community?

    Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63

    6. Where can I find more information about progression and crafting?

    You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2518 Goblin Markets Raided: 9
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 37 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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