Steamy Blocks Minecraft Server

ackchually, blocks, consciousness preservation, cryochamber, cryonics, death, death acceptance, digital afterlife, digital ownership, existentialism, Freezing, future technology, IMMORTALITY, life extension, life ownership, Minecraft, mortality, philosophical musings, preservation, Server, steam games, Steamy, transhumanism, Uhhh

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and survive? Well, come join our server where you can freeze yourself in a cryochamber to preserve your life forever! That’s right, no more respawning or losing all your hard-earned loot. Just freeze yourself and wake up in the future where you can rule over the land as an immortal Minecraft god! Join now for the chance to live forever and never worry about dying again. It’s the ultimate survival experience!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	22	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftyCanuck: Diplomatic Disasters

Canada, controversy, CraftyCanuck, Diplomatic, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic immunity, diplomatic incident, diplomatic protocol, diplomats, Disasters, envoy, extradition, foreign affairs, government officials, India, Indian government, international law, international relations, investigation, legal proceedings, persons of interest, Political, Probe

So, like, this server is like, totally lit, you know? it’s like, the place to be if you wanna have a good time in Minecraft, bro. We got diplomats from India getting all tangled up in some crazy probe in Canada, like what even is that? But hey, if you wanna join a server where even the diplomats are getting in on the action, then this is the place for you. Come on over and see what all the fuss is about, you won’t regret it. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become a “person of interest” too. It’s like a real-life spy movie, but in Minecraft. Join now for the wildest ride of your life!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Farms Harvested:	965
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Java Jolt Kids Craft

caffeine intake, causal link, child development, children, coffee consumption, cognitive development., Craft, Evidence, findings, health outcomes, java, Jolt, Kids, long-term study, maternal behavior, maternal habits, maternal health, neurodevelopmental difficulties, norway, Pregnancy, prenatal care, public health, research, study

so like, u ever wonder if drinking coffee while preggers makes ur kid go all cray cray? well, this server is like the ultimate experiment, we got preggo moms chuggin’ coffee left and right while playin’ Minecraft and their kids turn out just fine! join us for some wild adventures and see if ur future offspring will be the next Minecraft prodigy or just a caffeine-fueled maniac. come on, what could possibly go wrong? 😉🤪🤣

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	71	Crops Grown:	2926
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PeyyMC

Cross-Play, Survival, Survival Community Discord Building Mini games Roleplay Creative PvP Economy Redstone Farming Exploration Vanilla Skyblock Modded Quests Towny Prison Pixelmon Bedwars, Vanilla

A community survival Minecraft server. Come and build with us and be sure to join the discord!

We’ve also got some mini games in the works, so stay tuned!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	69

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

ELYSIUM | NEW GENERATION SERVER | 1.16 – 1.21+ Minecraft server

Anarchy, Clans, classic, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Free Admin, Grief, Hardcore, Large Online, No Dupe, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvP, Quests, Russian, Survival, Vanilla, Weddings

✨ELYSIUM – Tap your donation t.me/ElysiTapBot✨

✅ Supported versions: 1.16 – 1.21.1

✅ Clan alliances, lands, quests and much more.

✅ Duels, PvP Arena, Clan Wars.

✅ Competitions for server tops.

✅ Battle and Season Pass.

✅ Exclusive plugins.

✅ High-quality assembly.

✅ Mystical chests.

✅ Frequent events.

✅ Unique enchantment books.

✅ Daily and monthly challenges.

✅ Advanced protection against cheaters, DDoS attacks and other exploits!

✅ Professional and responsive moderation: your comfort is a priority!

✅ Powerful hardware, performance without lags or TPS drops!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

VeggieCraft: A Salad Full of Fun, Join Us! 1.21 – Cross-Play, Dynmap

bedrock, Community, console, Cross-Play, crossplay, Discord, Dynmap, Events, frequent, Friend, full, Fun, Hub, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claims, Maps, Minigames, Nations, PORT, salad, smp, update, Vanilla, VeggieCraft, Wars

GreenCraft SMP Overview

Features
🌐 Nations – Claim land, build bases, and fight wars
🎮 Cross-Platform – Joinable by Java and Bedrock players
🤺 Minigames – Play various minigames with friends
⭐ Events – Bi-weekly events with rewards
🗺️ Collectable Maps – Earn unique map art through activities
😶‍🌫️ Land Claims – Keep your belongings safe
🗳️ Community Engagement – Community feedback is valued

Join GreenCraft SMP today

Java IP: 54.36.214.248:25601 Bedrock IP: 54.36.214.248 Bedrock Port: 8182 or add GreenCraftSMP as your friend Join our discord for updates: https://discord.gg/cuMcDgQ99N

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I play on GreenCraft SMP as a Bedrock player?	Yes, the server is available to both Java and Bedrock players.
How often are events hosted on the server?	Events are hosted every 2 weeks with rewards for participants.
Are there restrictions on land claims within nations?	You can claim as much land as you want, but it’s encouraged to be reasonable.
Can I join the minigames with my friends?	Yes, you can type /warp minigames in chat to access various minigames with friends.
How can I provide feedback to the community?	You can join the server’s discord for updates and engage with the community there.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Towns Built:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Fart Inside CC’s Colon Minecraft Server

bodily functions, Bowel Movements, cc, ccs, Colon, colon health, Digestive health, digestive system, digestive tract, fart, fart humor, fart jokes, FARTING, flatulence, funny, gas, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal issues, gastrointestinal problems, humor, intestinal gas, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most explosive Minecraft server out there! Why join? Well, let me tell you a little secret – I am the fart inside CC’s colon. That’s right, I bring the gas and the sass to this server like no other.

Join us and experience the thrill of dodging deadly farts while building your dream world. Watch out for the giant beanstalks that sprout from the ground, leading you to hidden treasures (and more farts, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Toilet of Truth, where players can sit and ponder life’s greatest mysteries while being serenaded by the soothing sounds of flushing toilets.

So come on, join us and let the fart-filled adventures begin! Just don’t forget to bring your gas mask.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Democracy In My Minecraft SMP

Accountability, citizen rights, civic engagement, civil liberties, Democracy, democratic institutions, democratic principles, democratic values, elections, equality, freedom, Governance, Government, Minecraft, Participation, Political process, political system, representation, RIGHTS, Rule of Law, smp, Voting

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where democracy reigns supreme! Our server is run by a council of chickens who have been elected by the players to make all the important decisions. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Just convince the chickens it’s a good idea and you’re good to go!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to overthrow the chicken council and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the chickens to protect democracy, or will you join the llama rebellion and bring chaos to our peaceful server?

So come join us and experience the wackiest, most politically charged Minecraft SMP out there! Who knew virtual politics could be so entertaining?

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

FilmFreakMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have secret underground dance parties, llama racing tournaments, and even a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge players to epic build battles. So if you’re ready for a server that’s more insane than a creeper on caffeine, join us now!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Potions Brewed:	92	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Creeper Cuisine – What’s your go-to grub?

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in living life to the fullest… through food! Imagine a world where the only meal you can eat is a never-ending buffet of golden apples. That’s right, no more boring old steak or carrots for you – just delicious, shiny golden apples for every meal!

But that’s not all – on our server, we have a secret hidden dungeon filled with enchanted cake that gives you superpowers. Want to fly like a bat or shoot fireballs from your fingertips? Just take a bite of our magical cake and watch the craziness unfold!

So why join our server? Well, where else can you indulge in a diet of golden apples and enchanted cake while battling dragons and exploring secret realms? Trust us, once you take a bite of our enchanted cake, you’ll never want to leave. So come join us and experience a world where food is the ultimate power!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	31
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

BlockyRussian Minecraft Server

BlockyRussian, Britain, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, exaggerated, exaggerating, exaggeration, foreign affairs, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military power, military strength, military tactics, Minecraft, Misinformation, Propaganda, russia, Server, strength of forces, uk

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of putin and ride polar bears into battle against the evil british forces who are trying to invade our pixelated motherland! we have vodka flowing like waterfalls and matryoshka dolls that turn into creepers when you least expect it. join us and show those british blokes that russia is the true powerhouse of minecraft! da comrade, let’s show them what we’re made of!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

MapleCraft vs CurryCraft

Assassination, Canada, currycraft, diplomatic conflict, diplomatic consequences, diplomatic controversy, diplomatic crisis, diplomatic expulsions, diplomatic fallout, diplomatic incident, diplomatic measures, diplomatic relations, diplomatic repercussions, diplomatic retaliation, diplomatic standoff, diplomats, escalating dispute, foreign affairs, India, international relations, MapleCraft, political tension

so like, imagine if Canada and India were like, fighting in Minecraft instead of real life? like, they’re expelling each other’s diplomats over an assassination but in our server, they’re just building crazy bases and battling it out with diamond swords and TNT.

Join our server for the most epic international showdown you’ll ever see! Build a maple syrup fortress in Canada’s territory or create a curry castle in India’s land. Who will come out on top in this wild diplomatic dispute? only one way to find out – join our server now and witness the chaos unfold!

Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of poutine and samosas. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the battle begin!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	342
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Disk Dash AcuCraft

AcuCraft, acupuncture, Alternative Medicine, ancient practice, Chronic pain, clinical trial, complementary therapy, Dash, disability, Disk, Effectiveness, gold standard, herniated disk, holistic healing, leg pain, long term benefits, non-pharmacological treatment, pain management, pain relief, Sciatica, sham acupuncture, traditional chinese medicine, Treatment

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like getting acupuncture for your gaming soul! We did a super legit study that showed playing on our server is like getting a magical needle in your brain that makes all your sciatica leg pain disappear. And get this, the benefits last FOREVER, just like diamonds in Minecraft! So come join us and let us heal your gaming woes with our mystical powers. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Void Armor Forged:	30	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

CrazyCraft ModArchy

Anarchy, chaotic, crazy craft 4.0, Forge, high performance, launcher, Modded, Modpack, Network, Official, player experience, Server Uptime, Survival, total anarchy, Unstable, voidlauncher, voidswrath

CrazyCraft Anarchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.7.10. (voidlauncher client)

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Launcher can be found here. https://voidswrath.com/modpacks/crazy-craft-4-0-official/

Born 9/20/24

Modded anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Moon MC

1.21, Discord, Mini Games, Minigames, Polls, PvP, rules, smp, Status, Survival, Updates

SMP + Minigames (soon), Server is 1.21, there is some rules you need to know so please join the discord, there’s also server updates, status, polls and much more on the discord.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

Adventures, Aqua, Aqua Man, aquaman movie, Arthur Curry, Atlantis, dc comics, DC Extended Universe, guys, half-human half-Atlantean, handsome, Handsome guy, jason momoa, justice league, King of Atlantis, Minecraft, oceanic hero, sea warrior, Server, SuperHero, superhero alias, superhero nickname, trident wielder, underwater adventurer, underwater hero, underwater kingdom

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ores Mined:	4771	Meteorites Collected:	0
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	26
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.