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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 5
Void Gems Collected: 28 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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