StaleWaterNeverNotSitting | New Minecraft Servers 2024

HotBlock Society: Where Sexy Men are Locked in Pixels

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the tables have turned and the most unattractive players reign supreme! Join us in a world where the uglier you are, the more power you have. Say goodbye to those pesky pretty boys and hello to our glorious leader, who hasn’t seen their own reflection in years.

But don’t worry, it’s not all about looks here. Our server is filled with exciting challenges and quests that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices. From building giant statues of our not-so-handsome leader to battling it out in epic PvP battles, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace their inner weirdness and celebrate their lack of conventional attractiveness? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most valuable resources in all of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you can have a block of pure unattractiveness?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and let your inner weirdo shine. Who knows, you might just find yourself becoming the next ruler of our not-so-pretty kingdom.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Farms Harvested:	836
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Mines Excavated:	1403

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Pixelated Sushi Land

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Do you love Japan? Do you dream of building your own pixelated sushi restaurant while fending off creepers dressed as sumo wrestlers? Then boy, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where you can explore a world filled with cherry blossom trees, majestic pagodas, and even ride on pixelated bullet trains. But beware, the Ender Dragon has been replaced by a giant Godzilla who breathes fireballs made of wasabi! So come join us for a kawaii adventure like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while wearing a kimono and battle mobs with your trusty samurai sword. Sayonara, boring servers! It’s time to level up your Minecraft game with us!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Crafty Quarrelers: Where Building Bridges is Just as Hard as Breaking Them

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Are you tired of getting into heated arguments with your friends on other Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Instead of arguing, we encourage players to settle their differences with epic build battles and PvP duels. Who needs words when you can settle things with a good old-fashioned sword fight?

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the ground is made of lava, the trees are made of diamonds, and the chickens ride pigs into battle. Our server is so wild that even the creepers have learned to breakdance instead of explode. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed their own boy band.

So, what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and join our server for a hilariously chaotic time! Who knows, you might even make some new friends while you’re at it (or enemies, but hey, at least you’ll have fun)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Blocky Battles: Arknights Edition – Join ‘/akg/’ for epic pixelated fun!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Guard Qiubai, 6* Vanguard Flametail, and 5* Specialist Mr. Nothing – because who wouldn’t want a specialist named Mr. Nothing on their team?

But wait, there’s more! How about a Design of Strife – Cardigan skin event where you can dress up your characters in the latest fashion trends?

And don’t even get me started on the upcoming content – 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian, and 5* Guard Akafuyu are just a taste of what’s to come.

So why wait? Join us on this wacky adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again! Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re scared of having too much fun, that is.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	2401	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Towns Built:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Buildings Constructed:	46
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

YOASOBI’s Block Party: Where Minecraft meets the most important party you didn’t know you needed!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is powered by the mystical energy of YOASOBI! That’s right, every block you mine, every mob you slay, is infused with the power of the most important thing to happen to modern anime.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll be granted the ability to summon anime characters to fight by your side. Imagine charging into battle with Naruto, Goku, and Sailor Moon at your back! And don’t even get me started on the epic YOASOBI-themed events we host every week. From dance parties with virtual idols to treasure hunts for rare loot, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the magic touch of YOASOBI for yourself. Trust us, once you’ve played on our server, you’ll never want to leave!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Diplomacy Reigns Supreme

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Are you tired of living in a world filled with countries and borders? Do you just hate the whole world in general? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us on our server where countries don’t exist and you can roam freely without any pesky borders getting in your way.

Our server is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a parallel universe where the laws of the world don’t apply. Build your dream castle on a floating island, ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

So if you’re ready to escape the confines of the real world and join a place where anything goes, come join us on our server. Who needs countries when you can have a world of pure chaos and fun? Join us now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ores Mined:	9703
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Blocky Banter: Henya’s Escape Challenge

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing harder than mining diamonds is trying to catch Henya! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and the chance to try and catch the elusive Henya. Legend has it that Henya is the fastest player on the server, always one step ahead of anyone trying to catch them. Will you be the one to finally catch Henya and claim the ultimate bragging rights? Join us now and find out!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Blocky Battle Royale: Civil War Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the left and right are gearing up for an epic civil war showdown!

Choose your side wisely as you navigate through treacherous battlegrounds filled with political debates and intense PvP battles. Will you fight for freedom and democracy, or will you join the dark side and embrace your inner dictator? The choice is yours!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests filled with rare loot, and even a dragon that breathes rainbow fire! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	19	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ClubCraft: Where Creepers Get More Action Than Players!

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🤣 Are you tired of getting kicked out of clubs because you can’t control your sticky hands? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let your sticky hands roam free without judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and a community of players who understand the struggle of sticky hands. Who knows, you might even find a secret stash of diamonds hidden by a mischievous club owner who got tired of cleaning up after us sticky-handed players! So come on, join us and embrace your sticky-handed destiny! 🤪✨ #StickyHandsUnite

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	294	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VtuberVortex: The Minecraft Server that will make you forget all about those virtual YouTubers!

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Are you tired of watching Vtubers and want to dive into a world where YOU are the star? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. Join us and say goodbye to Vtubers because you’ll be too busy building your own virtual empire and fighting off zombie pigmen with diamond swords. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, just waiting to challenge players to a dance-off. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to Vtubers and hello to the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Gods of Blocktopia: Where even your made-up religion is welcome! Join the chaos now!

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Are you tired of fake and gay religions that were founded after 0 AD? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the real deal! We don’t mess around with made-up BS like the Talmud or Islam (seriously, 600 AD? Get outta here with that nonsense).

Join us for a truly authentic gaming experience where you can build your own virtual temple and worship the one true pixel god. Don’t be fooled by imitations, come to our server and bask in the glory of our totally legit and not at all fabricated religion.

Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers and abilities that will make you the envy of all your friends. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a true believer in the most outrageous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2814
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Crafty Chaos Crew – Join the Pandemonium! #1398

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and dungeons? Well, look no further than our server that is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina!

Join us for outrageous adventures in the Mirror Dungeons, where you can face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But be warned, things can get a little wacky in there – just ask the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust!

So what are you waiting for? Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and join us for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. And remember, the tutorial is important – but so is having a good sense of humor!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	100
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Blocky Babes and Bros: Where Minecraft meets beach vibes! Tank tops and shorts optional 😉

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Are you tired of getting distracted by your coworkers’ hot bods at work? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and you’ll never have to worry about inappropriate workplace behavior again. Plus, our virtual world is filled with pixelated babes in tank tops and shorts, so you can ogle to your heart’s content without any HR intervention. So what are you waiting for? Leave the real world behind and come get your fill of virtual eye candy on our server!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	173
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Oops, I broke Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, SHE killed billions! Who is SHE, you ask? Well, she’s a legendary player who has single-handedly taken out billions of mobs with her diamond sword of doom. Join our server if you want to witness the chaos and destruction she leaves in her wake.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground city filled with talking pigs who have formed their own government. Want to trade with them for rare items? Or maybe you want to join their piggy army and conquer the overworld? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server has a hidden treasure room filled with stacks of diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But be warned, getting to the treasure room is no easy feat. You’ll have to navigate a maze of lava traps, deadly mobs, and riddles that would make even the smartest player scratch their head.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to face the wrath of SHE and the piggy government. Good luck!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Crops Grown:	1656
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Crafting Crackheads & Creepers: A Server for Misunderstood Misfits

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids for your entertainment! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through our virtual world filled with unexpected encounters and hilarious moments.

Ever wanted to see a homeless person riding a pig through the streets of our server? Or watch a drug addict try to trade you a diamond for a piece of rotten flesh? Look no further, because on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of zombie villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their undead uprising? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziness for yourself. Who knew that treating drug addicts and homeless people like cryptids could be so much fun? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6228	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Towns Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1