SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

Features
2 /sethomes + bed
Easy /spawn access
Developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways)
Rare head drops
Physical and active player-based economy
Gravity, TNT, rail, and string dupe permitted

JerichoSurvivor69

CASUALTIES, conflict zone, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, iran, Iranian missile attack, Israel, Jericho, JerichoSurvivor69, Middle East conflict, Middle East crisis, military strike, missile strike, news reports, Palestinian man, political tensions, RETALIATION, violence, War

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where the only casualty is a palestinian man in jericho from an iranian missile attack. but dont worry, he respawned and is now building a sick castle in the sky. we have crazy pvp battles where you can unleash your inner warrior and conquer the land. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off all day long. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let’s create some epic minecraft memories together!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Latin HappyCraft

close connections, cultural factors, economic situation, Explanation, Happiness, happiness factors, happiness research, happiness study, HappyCraft, high happiness, income, latin, Latin America, Latin American culture, Latin American society, life satisfaction, Paper, personal relationships, Positive Psychology, research, Social Connections, well-being

come join our cray cray minecraft server where u can find happiness like in latin america! we got strong personal relationships with other players that will make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about money, cuz here, friendship is the real currency! u’ll be so happy u won’t even care about ur low diamond count. so come on and join us for a wild ride of laughter, love, and blocky adventures!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magic Items Found:	6139	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Crafty Socials Minecraft Server

Crafty, Minecraft, Server, social community, social engagement, Social Interaction, social marketing, social media, social media analytics, social media branding, social media content, social media engagement, social media influencers, social media management, social media marketing, social media platforms, social media presence, social media strategy, social networking sites, social platforms, social sharing, social-networking, socials

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be!

Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Meteorites Collected:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

baúl, CENTRO, cielo azul, emociones, fácil, Letras, Lost, melancolía, Minecraft, musica, noche, oír, Perdí mi espíritu, piel, Poesia, Reflexion, SANGRE, sentimientos, smp, soledad, Solo, spirit, Tristeza, venas

¿Estás cansado de aburridos servidores de Minecraft donde todo es predecible y monótono? ¡Pues únete a nuestro loco SMP donde las reglas son solo una sugerencia y la diversión es lo único que importa!

Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.

Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.

Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	380
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

Accuracy, AI-generated posts, aita, Am I the Buttface, Attention, BIAS, BlockParty2024, Book plots, Comments.., Conflict, Counter-posts, creative writing, doubt, Fairness, Gender swaps, Inaccuracy, Manipulation, ModMail, Monthly Open Forum, Movie, October 2024, point of view, Predictive tool, proof, Real-life conflicts, Reddit accounts, regional spinoffs, Reporting, Rule 8, Rule8ReRevisited, shitpost, shitposts, Sister sub, Suggestions, trolling, Trolls, tv show, Vote

🌟🔥 Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server of all time! 🌟🔥

In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!

Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!

And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.

But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	103	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PillowTalkCraft

concealed fantasy, confidential fantasy, covert desire, forbidden fantasy, hidden desire, hidden fantasy, intimate fantasy, intimate longing, mysterious fantasy, PillowTalkCraft, private fantasy, private longing, secret desire, sexual fantasy, taboo fantasy, undisclosed fantasy, undisclosed longing, unshared desire, unspoken desire, unspoken fantasy, untold fantasy

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your wildest desires? Look no further, because our server is here to fulfill all of your secret fantasies! Whether you dream of building a giant phallic structure or roleplaying as a sexy Enderman, we’ve got you covered. Join us for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity and your sexuality. Who knew Minecraft could be this steamy? Join now and let your freak flag fly!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	449	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

armed conflict, border security, CounterTerrorism, covert raid, CreeperInvasion, defense forces, hezbollah, idf, intelligence, Invasion, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, military strategy, Minecraft, national defense, Oct 7, security threat, Server, Sites, special forces, Surveillance, Terrorism

Yo, listen up gamers! Do you wanna join the most epic Minecraft server ever? Well, let me tell you a little secret… IDF just revealed that Hezbollah was planning to invade our server en masse on October 7th! But guess what? We already raided 1,000 of their secret sites in Minecraft! Join us now to be part of this insane battle and show those sneaky creepers who’s boss! Plus, we have unlimited diamonds and a secret base full of enchanted weapons! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

Attack, Chaos, Conflict, creeper, Crisis, Defense, fear, headline, Incident, international relations, iran, Israel, Jordan, locals, MIDDLE EAST, Missile, Missiles, News, SECURITY, street, Tension, Terrified, War

Yo, join this epic Minecraft server where we have missiles flying around like fireworks! We promise you won’t get hit, but if you do, it’s just part of the fun, right? Imagine the chaos of a missile crashing on your street in Jordan while you’re just trying to build your dream castle in the game. It’s like real life meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less consequences. So come on, join us and experience the thrill of dodging missiles while mining for diamonds! It’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Block Crew

adaptation, Behavior, BLOCK, Communication, convenience, Crafty, CREW, digital devices, efficiency, familiarity, habits, keyboard layout, muscle memory, Numbers, orientation, patterns, phone layout, Repetition, SPEED, Technology, Typing, Usage

join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance to dubstep music. why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but beware, there are also evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes. only the bravest players can defeat them and claim their loot. so come join us and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even find a unicorn riding a rainbow in our enchanted forest. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunVanilla For you. Best server for dreaming Minecraft server

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SunVanilla is a survival tube server with its own characteristics

Join us 🙂

Survival

You will have a wonderful time on our server.

Optimized gameplay, interesting game mechanics, no creativity, and other things that distort the original meaning of survival

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crops Grown:	1649
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Chad’s Minecraft Server: But Why Though

alpha male, attractiveness, Behavior, Chad, Chads, Confidence, DATING, guy, Insecurity, Jealousy, Masculinity, Minecraft, peer pressure, Personality, relationships, self esteem, self improvement, Server, social dynamics, societal expectations, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity, why though

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all chads out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of Chadwick III, rumored to grant its wielder unlimited power and the ability to impress any Minecraft player with their mad skills.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the elusive Chad Creeper, a rare breed of Creeper that only explodes in the shape of a chad symbol. Defeat them to earn exclusive chad-themed loot and bragging rights among your fellow players.

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join the coolest, most chad-tastic Minecraft server around? Come on, what are you waiting for? Chad awaits!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension Hops:	11
Secret Passages Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

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Yo, listen up! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers, then you need to join our SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a legendary cat on the internet. This cat was so epic that people couldn’t stop watching it on Twitch. And guess what? That cat is now the official mascot of our server! That’s right, you’ll be playing alongside the most famous feline in the Minecraft universe.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is filled with crazy adventures, epic builds, and hilarious shenanigans. We have a secret underground base where we hold dance parties every Saturday night. We have a giant rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get to meet the infamous internet cat in person! Just kidding, the cat doesn’t actually play Minecraft…or does it? 😉

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TherapyCraft

anxiety management, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Emotional support, freelance work, home environment, housemate therapy, mental health, routine disruption, safe space, self-care, shared living space, therapy session, TherapyCraft, triggers, Understanding, work routine, work-life balance

Are you tired of being kicked out of your own house during lunchtime therapy sessions? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build your own therapy room right in the comfort of your own virtual home! No need to worry about triggering childhood traumas or feeling unsafe, because in this pixelated paradise, you can relax and unwind without any interruptions.

Join us and experience the ultimate therapy session where you can mine away your anxiety, build your way to inner peace, and craft your way to a calmer state of mind. Who needs a real therapist when you have a pickaxe and some blocks to place?

So come on over to our server and let’s dig deep into those emotions together. Remember, in Minecraft therapy, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks in your inventory). Let’s mine, build, and heal our way to a brighter tomorrow!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Chimeras Created:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KinkShyGamerGirl – Minecraft SMP

acceptance, Communication, EMBARRASSMENT, Exploration, fear, Hiding, Honesty, Intimacy, kinks, KinkShyGamerGirl, Minecraft, Openness, relationships, Scared, Secrets, Self-expression, sexual partners, shame, sharing, smp, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

Are you tired of hiding your love for building giant phallic structures in Minecraft from your significant other? Well, fear no more! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone embraces their kinks and builds whatever the heck they want! From BDSM-themed dungeons to pixelated strip clubs, there’s no judgment here, just pure, unadulterated creativity. So come on, don’t be shy – let your freak flag fly in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	4181
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
New Chunks Explored:	818677	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

NoMoreNegFamily

boundary setting, communication skills, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, dealing with negativity, emotional intelligence, family drama, family dynamics, family gatherings, family relationships, family unity, healthy boundaries, mindfulness practices, negative behavior, NoMoreNegFamily, personal growth, positive interactions, Stress Management, support system, toxic family members, toxic relationships

Tired of dealing with your negative nancy relatives at family gatherings? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next! Our server is like a family reunion without the annoying cousins and passive-aggressive aunts. Build your dream castle, explore hidden dungeons, and maybe even find a virtual family who actually appreciates your redstone skills. Say goodbye to family drama and hello to endless fun on our server!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Mines Excavated:	4055	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	17	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers 2024

SSMP: Where the only grief you’ll find is when someone steals all your diamonds in the dark

Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

1. Can I claim land on the server?

2. Are there admin shops or jobs on the server?

3. Are there any restrictions on building large scale builds or redstone contraptions?

Updated October 5, 2024

JerichoSurvivor69

Updated October 5, 2024

Lost My Spirit Minecraft SMP

Updated October 5, 2024

BlockParty2024: Rule8ReRevisited

Updated October 5, 2024

PillowTalkCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

CreeperInvasion Minecraft Server

Updated October 5, 2024

Creeper Missiles: Jordan Street Chaos

Updated October 5, 2024

Crafty Block Crew

Updated October 5, 2024

SunVanilla For you. Best server for dreaming Minecraft server

Updated October 5, 2024

The Silly Minecraft SMP Cat is Playing a Dumb Game

Updated October 5, 2024

TherapyCraft

Updated October 5, 2024

NoMoreNegFamily

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3379	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3