SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

biden, Bidens, Conflict Resolution, CraftyCreeper, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, international relations, iran, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, negotiations, nuclear deal, Oil, oil facilities, peace talks, regional stability, sanctions, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, US, War

so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

#youtube, application, committed, Community, Content Creation, Cube, curated, Discord, Experience, form, Fresh, Friends, Funky, interview, invite, Join, long term, Mature, members, Minecraft, noses, Odorfree, Season, Shape, Small, smp, STINKY, Whitelist, youtube.com

Rotten Block SMP

Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Content creation, community building
Members	Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP?	Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
What is the main focus of the server?	We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
Can I watch the members’ content?	Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, ink, Map Schedules, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, paint, patch notes, PIXEL, Pool code, Seed Checker, Server, splatoon, SplatoonEU, SplatoonJP, SplatoonNA, Version 9.1.0, weapons

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Crops Grown:	8877
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pissed Off Player Minecraft SMP

anger, compassion, crime, emotions, Empathy, Ethics, Frustration, Justice, Minecraft, morality, Pedophiles, pissed, pissed off, player, prisoners, punishment, Retribution, Revenge, Righteousness, smp, Social Issues, society, violence, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us if you want to experience wild adventures like fighting off a horde of zombie villagers who are actually secret agents for the Ender Dragon, or teaming up with a group of llamas to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil Sheep Queen. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles that happen every Tuesday at high noon (Minecraft time, of course). So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our SMP and be part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	4912
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Ores Mined:	3005	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

NoCollegeNoProblem

alternative career paths, career choice, college, education, family dynamics, family pressure, following your passion, hair stylist, higher education, Individuality, NoCollegeNoProblem, non-traditional career paths, personal choice, pressure from family, pursuing dreams, Role Model, Self Discovery, societal expectations, societal norms, Support, traditional education

Are you tired of being judged by your family for not having a degree? Join our Minecraft server where your skills and creativity are valued more than any piece of paper!

Just like the OP’s cousin who found her passion in doing hair and is making bank, you can unleash your talents on our server and become a virtual millionaire! Who needs college when you can build your own empire in the blocky world of Minecraft?

Don’t let your family’s expectations hold you back – join our server and show them that success comes in many forms, even if it’s pixelated! Plus, we won’t call you an ahole for following your dreams, unlike some people in the real world. So come on, join us and let’s build a world where being yourself is the only degree you need!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	New Chunks Explored:	141030
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	30
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

HappyLifeMC SMP

Contentment, fulfillment, Gratitude, Happiness, Happy, HappyLifeMC, joy, Life, life satisfaction, Peace, personal happiness, positive mindset, positivity, reasons for contentment, reasons for happiness, reasons for joy, reasons for peace, reasons for satisfaction, reasons for well-being, satisfaction, smp, well-being

Are you happy in life? Well, if not, then you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft SMP yet! Our server is like a magical land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance to dubstep music. Seriously, it’s like a party in the Nether 24/7! Join us and you’ll never have a dull moment again. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a stand-up comedian in disguise. So come on, what are you waiting for? Happiness awaits you in our wacky and wild Minecraft world!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Ores Mined:	7010	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SecretMineCraftFun

buried secret, concealed emotions, confidential information, deep secret, Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, innermost thoughts, intimate details, kept hidden, personal confession, private revelation, SecretMineCraftFun, Secrets, suppressed truth, undisclosed feelings, undisclosed revelation, undisclosed secret, unshared confession, unspoken confession, unspoken thoughts, untold story

Are you tired of living a boring, secret-free life? Come join our Minecraft server and spill all your deepest, darkest secrets in our virtual confession booth! Our pixelated priests are ready to absolve you of all your sins, no matter how scandalous. Plus, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds for anyone brave enough to share their juiciest secret. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the secrets fly!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftyHongKongers

activism, anti-China sentiment, Asia-Pacific, China, Chinese interference, civil liberties, CraftyHongKongers, cross-strait relations, deportation, diplomatic incident, east asia, foreign interference, freedom of speech, Harassment, Hong Kong, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, political tensions, pro-democracy, protest, taiwan

lol imagine a minecraft server where the only rule is to build the biggest, baddest, most epic tower you can think of. like, seriously, if your tower isn’t touching the clouds, you’re doing it wrong. and get this, the only way to join is if you can recite the entire bee movie script backwards while juggling flaming swords. it’s like, super exclusive and intense, but totally worth it for the bragging rights. plus, rumor has it that if you reach the top of your tower, you’ll find a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese. not even kidding. so come join us and let’s see who can reach the cheese first!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CyberCraft SMP: Where creepers are the real griefers and zombies are just misunderstood.

4th season, Activity, application, casual gamers, CREEPERS, cybercraft, CyberCraft Server, Discord, former players, friendly faces, good ol’ feeling, Griefers, hardcore gamers, hermitcraft, HermitCraft style, mature applicants, minecraft server, minimum plugins, misunderstood, Quality, real, smp, Streamers, vanilla smp, Whitelist, zombies

CyberCraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla SMP
Style	Hermitcraft style
Plugins	Minimal
Season	4th season

FAQ

Question	Answer
What kind of server is CyberCraft?	CyberCraft is a Vanilla SMP server with minimal plugins, similar to the Hermitcraft style.
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord linked in the overview and fill out an application in the “applications” tab.
Are streamers welcome on the server?	Yes, streamers, hardcore gamers, and casual gamers are all welcome on CyberCraft.
How often do I need to play on the server?	We are looking for mature applicants who will play at least a couple of times a week.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

WOD Character Minecraft Server

Character, character creation, Character development, Chuuni, dungeons and dragons, FANTASY, Gaming, Hunter 5e, imagination, Minecraft, Roleplay, Roleplaying, roleplaying games, RPG, Server, storytelling, Supernatural, Tabletop, Vampire 5e, vampire hunter, Wod, WOD character, world of darkness

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our mysterious and thrilling server where you can transform yourself into a WOD character!

Picture yourself as a vampire roaming the pixelated streets, sucking the blood of unsuspecting creepers and zombies. Or perhaps you prefer the thrill of being a hunter, tracking down elusive Ender Dragons and Wither Bosses with your trusty crossbow.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with hidden secrets and quests that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden diamond mine guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen, just waiting to be plundered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and unleash your inner chuuni as you embark on epic adventures and create insane stories that will leave your fellow players in awe. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

The Anonymous Minecraft SMP Expert

ANONYMOUS, boy band, catchy tunes, Choreography, Dance, Entertainment, Expert, fan forum, Fandom, global phenomenon, IDOLS, korean pop, Kpop, Minecraft, Music, Music (Industry), music group, music video, No. 69677227, pop culture, smp, social media, south korea

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate kpop paradise! Join us for a chance to mine with your favorite kpop idols, build epic kpop-themed structures, and battle it out in dance-offs to claim the title of ultimate kpop star!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground kpop bunker where all the idols hang out when they’re not busy performing. Will you be the one to uncover its hidden treasures and become the envy of all your friends?

So what are you waiting for? Join our kpop-tastic Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a gaming experience like no other! Who knows, you might even catch a glimpse of your bias doing the floss dance while riding a llama.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SisBucksCraft

family conflicts, family dynamics, family living arrangements, family obligations., Family Support, financial assistance, financial boundaries, financial burden, financial contribution, financial expectations, financial responsibility, financial strain, financial stress, financial support, household expenses, housing situation, living arrangements, sibling relationships, SisBucksCraft

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the chaos of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build your dream world without any pesky family drama!

Join us and leave behind the drama of entitled siblings and lazy in-laws. On our server, you won’t have to worry about freeloaders taking over your virtual space. Build to your heart’s content without anyone mooching off your hard work.

Escape the real world and immerse yourself in a virtual paradise where you make the rules. Say goodbye to financial burdens and hello to endless possibilities in our Minecraft server. Plus, no one will guilt trip you into letting them stay rent-free!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

SpaceSquirrelEmpire Minecraft SMP

alien clone, Arrival, Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Deception, destabilise Earth, Extraterrestrial, Fiction, how do we know, Identity, Impostor, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Prepare, real you, Sci Fi, sent here, smp, space-squirrel empire, SpaceSquirrelEmpire, uncertainty, unknown intentions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth about alien clones, space-squirrel empires, and the ultimate battle for Earth’s survival. Who knows, you might even discover that you are actually a space-squirrel in disguise!

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to navigate through treacherous dungeons, face off against mutant mobs, and maybe even uncover a secret government conspiracy or two.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the galaxy! Just remember, watch out for those sneaky alien clones – they could be lurking around every corner… or maybe even right next to you!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Potions Brewed:	182
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

BlockyBizarreLand

Behavior, BlockyBizarreLand, different, eye-opening, habits, idiosyncrasies, Individuality, normal, personal quirks, personal traits, perspective, realization, SELF AWARENESS, societal norms, uncommon, Unique

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old boring houses and farms? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

On our server, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join forces with them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, you can! We have a special plugin that allows players to tame and ride any animal in the game, no matter how ridiculous it may seem.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a massive game of hide and seek with a twist – the seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Will you be able to outsmart the undead beast and claim the prize?

So come join us on our crazy Minecraft server where the only thing you can expect is the unexpected. Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Star Shards Collected:	70
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BidenCraft: No Nukes, Just Blocks!

biden, Biden administration, BidenCraft, blocks, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global stability, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, nuclear deal, nuclear sites, nukes, peace talks, political tensions, proportional response, sanctions, security concerns, US, world news

hey u! u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s lit af! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that twerk for diamonds!

one time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server, but don’t worry, we defeated it with our epic diamond swords and enchanted armor.

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance? it’s wild, man.

so come join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together! oh, and don’t forget to bring your sense of humor cuz things can get pretty wacky around here. let’s goooooo!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	273	Farms Harvested:	552
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	65
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0